The Hamburger 

A penis trick in which you fold your dingy between and under your beanbag. Proceed to hold it there and twist the entire unit as a whole. Now your dingy should be between your balls in the horizontal position. If done right the outcome will strikingly resemble a hamburger. Comes with a sesame seed bun.

Ladies love the hamburger.

The Hamburger by the one and only brad January 23, 2004

The Hamburger Hepler Effect 

The superfluous addition of hardcore homosexual sex scenes to a video game solely to pander to the gay demographic.

The Hamburger Hepler Effect occurs because of the desire by large media companies to pander to every possible demographic in order to boost sales of their terrible products so that they can claim market success even on the backs of total artistic failure.

Examples: Everything from Bioware/EA in the past three years.

The Hamburger Hepler Effect by bobdobbsthethird May 28, 2012

Browning the hamburger meat 

To take a shit

Doug walked in on me browning the hamburger meat yesterday

Browning the hamburger meat by Hamburglar69 May 31, 2016

Cooking the hamburger over the hotdog 

When a woman is finished getting gangbanged and her vagina is destroyed, finally sits on her cucks weiner.

My girlfriend really enjoyed cooking the hamburger over the hotdog at the neighborhood BBQ but I left feeling kinda of emasculated

Cooking the hamburger over the hotdog by LordBuckNaked August 15, 2024

Corn Dog in the Hamburger 

Corn dog in the hamburger is when a penis is inserted into a vagina.

Ayo, can I stick my corn dog in the hamburger you have?

Corn Dog in the Hamburger by Lizardassszz November 16, 2021

The Chunky Hamburger 

Two fat white chicks sexually sandwiching a black man

Look at ole' Rosie and Amanda pulling a SICK "The Chunky Hamburger" on Darnell!"

The Chunky Hamburger by Corey Jackson August 19, 2008

The artisnal hamburger

When one takes one's penis and folds it down in between one's testicles, then bends /turns it and forms what resembles a hamburger.

I walked into the room and that mother fucker had his dick and balls formed into the artisnal hamburger and was shaking it at me.

The artisnal hamburger by Claudeguy January 24, 2026