Definitions by Claudeguy

The artisnal hamburger

When one takes one's penis and folds it down in between one's testicles, then bends /turns it and forms what resembles a hamburger.

I walked into the room and that mother fucker had his dick and balls formed into the artisnal hamburger and was shaking it at me.

The artisnal hamburger by Claudeguy January 24, 2026

Scissor baby 

The process of envitro fertilization undergone by lesbian partners to conceive a child out of the traditional sense.

"Did you hear that Lestat from gym class has two mom's, he's a scissor baby."

Scissor baby by Claudeguy October 3, 2017

3rd party gigolo

When you leave work and are still on the clock getting paid to go home or somewhere to fuck.

Jason is a 3rd party Gigolo leaving work on the clock to go fuck girl.

3rd party gigolo by Claudeguy April 14, 2017

cunt bumping 

The act of 2 women criss crossing there legs and riding back and forth, or scissoring.

I walked in on the 2 whores cunt bumping.

cunt bumping by Claudeguy March 31, 2017