the girlfiend

The drunk bitch that fucks your roommate while your in the room trying to sleep

Jon brought over the girlfiend and I had to pretend to be sleeping while they fucked for the better part of an hour

by jayson warhawk October 30, 2007

the girlfriends

"The Girlfriends" is usually a group of middle school/high school teenage girls, who, them, are bubbly and badass at the same time. Their name is inspired by the fact that they're most likely all singles, making it pretty ironic. There's always a mom, an alcohol drinking lover, a party animal, a down to earth, an AD(H)D humorist and someone who's a mix of them all. Also, half of them are not a 100% straight. They're the type of friends you'd be happy to be loved by and scared to be hated by (even though they hardly hate anyone...but mean jocks . They can't stand them). If you're texting (out of love interest) one of the GF members, know that the other members will know EVERYTHING, trying to get their friend to be with you. They're like nice under cover spies for every and each situations they face.
They're not among the popular girls and don't try to be either. They're more like the type of high school clique that ALWAYS sits at that one table in the middle of the school cafeteria for God knows why while minding their own business...while talking about boys, of course.

1: "Why do they always sit there ?"
2: "It's their table. They even wrote "The Girlfriends" on it with permanent marker."
1: "They did ?"
2: "Yep. Nothing suprising, they're literally "The Girlfriends."

by Always_cam April 29, 2020

The girlfriend test

When a person is not sure whether they want to date a girl they have been hanging out with. You perform the Girlfriend test: Plan on hanging out with her and before you hang out with her that day, masturbate. If you still want to hang out with her afterwards she passes the girlfriend test. If you don't want to hang out with her anymore then it is strictly hormonal driven.

I wanted to know if this girl was girlfriend material so i did the girlfriend test.

by Tlutt13 March 14, 2011

The Girlfriend Complex

A behavior demonstrated by males who are a relationship (and more often than not a new relationship). One with the Girlfriend Complex goes out of his way to insert references to his girlfriend in every facet of conversation as a way of asserting dominance over his buddies, friends, or acquaintances.

Jim, who just began a new relationship has a case of the Girlfriend Complex

Buddy: "Wow Jim, I'm liking the new TV, really nice setup you got here."

Jim:"Thanks, yea my girlfriend told me the same thing last night when we were watching a movie. But now that I think about it, I don't think she was referring to the TV."

by TC_Watson March 4, 2011

hit the girlfriend button

Pausing an Xbox or PS2 game because your significant other wants to chat.

She said, 'We need to talk,' so I hit the girlfriend button and took a timeout from Madden.

by The Commodore October 16, 2008

The Girlfriend Buff

When a League of Legends player is in a game with his girlfriend so they'll try their best to show off to her and win the game.

Faker has the girlfriend buff, he's gonna tryhard the flex game.

by PayaFromKonoha September 11, 2021

The girlfriend phenomenon

The girlfriend phenomenon is the scientific name for when a male gets in some type of romantic relationship and becomes more attractive. The guy who may be a six when single becomes a nine when taken but if they become single again they will return to being a six. Men are hit on more when they have a girlfriend than when they are single. It is natures way of saying fuck you to all of the guys in the middle of the pack.

How come girls like james now?
Because he has a girlfriend, hes a victim of the girlfriend phenomenon.

by Aircrovs November 12, 2014