fuck the fuck off
When you are really pissed off at someone and a regular "Fuck Off" won't do. This amplification of it is a good expression to use.
fuck the fuck off by rusty69 October 15, 2013
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fuck the fuck (ftf)
a variation of what the fuck or wtf, fuck the fuck is a term to be used in circumstances when wtf does not express well enough how pissed off you really are. this is tactfully done by replacing the word what with fuck, and therefore changing the expression from a question to a statement. by using the word fuck at the beginning of any expression, you are thereby implying that everything and everyone mentioned thereafter, is fucked. fuck the fuck covers all bases and clearly suggests that everyone, everything, and the whole situation is fucked.
me at Burger King: could I get a bunch of ketchup with that?
Burger King employee: we're out of ketchup until Tuesday
me: fuck the fuck (ftf)
Burger King employee: we're out of ketchup until Tuesday
me: fuck the fuck (ftf)
fuck the fuck (ftf) by J I M M Y M. May 28, 2017
Fuck the Fuck up
Fuck the Fuck up by UR MOM'S MOM'S MOM'S MOM'S October 23, 2018
Fuck The "Fuck The Owner Week" Participants Week
From December 21st to December 27th every discord server owner can harass users participation in the "Fuck The Owner Week". This lasts one week and the users can't do anything about it.
Fuck The "Fuck The Owner Week" Participants Week by Britdan December 14, 2023
What the fuck is dubstep?
What the fuck is dubstep? by Partykiller June 22, 2018
i dont know what to search right now why the fuck am I on urbandictionary
When you are surfing [Urban Dictionary] and you reach the point of satisfaction where you've sufficed yourself with countless memes, crude humor, random slangs and whoever the fuck Samantha Mackenzie is and why she's so beautiful/amazing/etc... then you proceed to type this very sentence into the search box. You probably only wanted to search something like "I dont know what" or "I dont know what to search" which lead you to this post. Realize now that you are here, in this very point in space and time. Embrace it. Then continue to question what the fuck you're still doing on this page, and why you're still reading this.
Guy to self: "Alright, time to find out what a loli is!"
-stares blankly at screen-
Guy to self: "Wait, what was I.. ah, whatever!"
-proceeds to type out "i dont know what to search right now" and ends up on this very page, which autocompleted as "i dont know what to search right now why the fuck am I on urbandictionary" and had to be mentioned within this example because of Urban Dictionary guidelines-
-stares blankly at screen-
Guy to self: "Wait, what was I.. ah, whatever!"
-proceeds to type out "i dont know what to search right now" and ends up on this very page, which autocompleted as "i dont know what to search right now why the fuck am I on urbandictionary" and had to be mentioned within this example because of Urban Dictionary guidelines-
nani the fuck
The most accurate description of an absurd situation in which everything must be taken seriously to the point of incredibly non-treathening incomprehension.
nani the fuck by zeroloveforanyofyou November 6, 2017
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
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Modified derivative of granola.
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"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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murderhobo
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hey let's get a drink of that?
go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?
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fucking hobo loko eeessshh
go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?
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fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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