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fuck the fuck (ftf) 

a variation of what the fuck or wtf, fuck the fuck is a term to be used in circumstances when wtf does not express well enough how pissed off you really are. this is tactfully done by replacing the word what with fuck, and therefore changing the expression from a question to a statement. by using the word fuck at the beginning of any expression, you are thereby implying that everything and everyone mentioned thereafter, is fucked. fuck the fuck covers all bases and clearly suggests that everyone, everything, and the whole situation is fucked.
me at Burger King: could I get a bunch of ketchup with that?
Burger King employee: we're out of ketchup until Tuesday
me: fuck the fuck (ftf)

Fuck the Fuck up 

a way to say shut the fuck up. but more fun
sophia: Hey, ness wanna go to the mall?
nessa: FUCK THE FUCK UP

Fuck The "Fuck The Owner Week" Participants Week 

From December 21st to December 27th every discord server owner can harass users participation in the "Fuck The Owner Week". This lasts one week and the users can't do anything about it.
Hey, It's Fuck The "Fuck The Owner Week" Participants Week, Let's harass the users.

What the fuck is dubstep?

The #1 search phrase after Deadpool 2 hit theaters.
Me having just watched Deadpool 2: What the fuck is dubstep?

i dont know what to search right now why the fuck am I on urbandictionary 

When you are surfing Urban [Dictionary] and you reach the point of satisfaction where you've sufficed yourself with countless memes, crude humor, random slangs and whoever the fuck Samantha Mackenzie is and why she's so beautiful/amazing/etc... then you proceed to type this very sentence into the search box. You probably only wanted to search something like "I dont know what" or "I dont know what to search" which lead you to this post. Realize now that you are here, in this very point in space and time. Embrace it. Then continue to question what the fuck you're still doing on this page, and why you're still reading this.
Guy to self: "Alright, time to find out what a loli is!"

-stares blankly at screen-

Guy to self: "Wait, what was I.. ah, whatever!"

-proceeds to type out "i dont know what to search right now" and ends up on this very page, which autocompleted as "i dont know what to search right now why the fuck am I on urbandictionary" and had to be mentioned within this example because of Urban Dictionary guidelines-

nani the fuck 

The most accurate description of an absurd situation in which everything must be taken seriously to the point of incredibly non-treathening incomprehension.
Bob: "We must commence this battle by vigorously shaking our booty"
Tom: "Nani the fuck?"