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The Fuck Is This Syndrome

When something really bad happened and they don't have a clue what the fuck happened.
(person A)Hey I think your cat was hit by a car.
(Person B)I think I have The Fuck is This Syndrome.
(Person A)You should probably get that checked out.

What the fuck is this shit 

When something is so indescribably stupid, failed, or disgusting, someone responds to it like this.
Usually on forums and teh internetz
bob: *posts gay Nintendo hentai*

john: what the fuck is this shit..?

What the fuck is this shit? 

A phrase showing that the one who said it is in a confused, and/or flabbergasted manner. Most commonly used when finding your spouse cheating, or watching Disney Channel.
Man 1: What the fuck is this shit?

Man 2: I'm fucking your wife while watching Disney Channel.

what the fuck is this shit 

what i say whenever i open urban dictionary, searches for a normal thing and someone has sexualized the word for no damn reason
me: *searches for something*

urban dictionary: ''lets find the most dirty text and show it''

me: what the fuck is this shit

nigga what the fuck is this bullshit 

A phrase to say after your brother went to make a criminal empire while you were in jail trying to survive jail rape.
Lemme get you some new clothes!
Nigga what the fuck is this bullshit.

What The Fuck Time Is This 

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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
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