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shitty-hair-guy: look at my new cool hairstyle!
normal-hair-guy: that shit looks ugly as hell. let me take a picture of it and post it on r/justfuckmyshitup
normal-hair-guy: that shit looks ugly as hell. let me take a picture of it and post it on r/justfuckmyshitup
by SIngle-fuck-with-no-life April 25, 2022
Get the justfuckmyshitupmug. ''your mom'' but misspelled
by SIngle-fuck-with-no-life April 6, 2022
Get the youre mommug. either the longest or one of the longest english word.
no clue what it means but when i searched for ''the longest english word'' this appeared
no clue what it means but when i searched for ''the longest english word'' this appeared
some dude: hey have you heard of Methionylthreonylthreonylglutaminylalany ?
me: what in the ever loving fu-
me: what in the ever loving fu-
by SIngle-fuck-with-no-life January 3, 2022
Get the Methionylthreonylthreonylglutaminylalanymug. by SIngle-fuck-with-no-life April 2, 2022
Get the dfsjmug. some dude: can a can can a can?
some other dude: no a can cannot can a can
some dude: why not
some other dude: a can cant can a can because the can can not do anything else than to can stuff
some other dude: no a can cannot can a can
some dude: why not
some other dude: a can cant can a can because the can can not do anything else than to can stuff
by SIngle-fuck-with-no-life April 17, 2022
Get the can a can can a can?mug. 
The emperor penguin (Aptenodytes forsteri) is the tallest and heaviest of all living penguin species and is endemic to Antarctica. The male and female are similar in plumage and size, reaching 100 cm (39 in) in length and weighing from 22 to 45 kg (49 to 99 lb). Feathers of the head and back are black and sharply delineated from the white belly, pale-yellow breast and bright-yellow ear patches.
Like all penguins it is flightless, with a streamlined body, and wings stiffened and flattened into flippers for a marine habitat. Its diet consists primarily of fish, but also includes crustaceans, such as krill, and cephalopods, such as squid. While hunting, the species can remain submerged around 20 minutes, diving to a depth of 535 m (1,755 ft). It has several adaptations to facilitate this, including an unusually structured haemoglobin to allow it to function at low oxygen levels, solid bones to reduce barotrauma, and the ability to reduce its metabolism and shut down non-essential organ functions.
The only penguin species that breeds during the Antarctic winter, emperor penguins trek 50–120 km (31–75 mi) over the ice to breeding colonies which can contain up to several thousand individuals. The female lays a single egg, which is incubated for just over two months by the male while the female returns to the sea to feed; parents subsequently take turns foraging at sea and caring for their chick in the colony. The lifespan is typically 20 years in the wild.
Like all penguins it is flightless, with a streamlined body, and wings stiffened and flattened into flippers for a marine habitat. Its diet consists primarily of fish, but also includes crustaceans, such as krill, and cephalopods, such as squid. While hunting, the species can remain submerged around 20 minutes, diving to a depth of 535 m (1,755 ft). It has several adaptations to facilitate this, including an unusually structured haemoglobin to allow it to function at low oxygen levels, solid bones to reduce barotrauma, and the ability to reduce its metabolism and shut down non-essential organ functions.
The only penguin species that breeds during the Antarctic winter, emperor penguins trek 50–120 km (31–75 mi) over the ice to breeding colonies which can contain up to several thousand individuals. The female lays a single egg, which is incubated for just over two months by the male while the female returns to the sea to feed; parents subsequently take turns foraging at sea and caring for their chick in the colony. The lifespan is typically 20 years in the wild.
by SIngle-fuck-with-no-life May 28, 2022
Get the emperor penguinmug.