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justfuckmyshitup

a sub-reddit where pictures of very shitty haircuts is posted
shitty-hair-guy: look at my new cool hairstyle!

normal-hair-guy: that shit looks ugly as hell. let me take a picture of it and post it on r/justfuckmyshitup
by SIngle-fuck-with-no-life April 25, 2022
mugGet the justfuckmyshitupmug.

youre mom

''your mom'' but misspelled
anoying kid: yOurE mOm
normal person: you fucking libtarded ass bitch you didnt even spell it right
by SIngle-fuck-with-no-life April 6, 2022
mugGet the youre mommug.

Methionylthreonylthreonylglutaminylalany

either the longest or one of the longest english word.

no clue what it means but when i searched for ''the longest english word'' this appeared
some dude: hey have you heard of Methionylthreonylthreonylglutaminylalany ?

me: what in the ever loving fu-
by SIngle-fuck-with-no-life January 3, 2022
mugGet the Methionylthreonylthreonylglutaminylalanymug.

dfsj

person one: gimme dfsj

person two: w h a t
by SIngle-fuck-with-no-life April 2, 2022
mugGet the dfsjmug.

can a can can a can?

no, a can cannot can a can
some dude: can a can can a can?

some other dude: no a can cannot can a can

some dude: why not

some other dude: a can cant can a can because the can can not do anything else than to can stuff
by SIngle-fuck-with-no-life April 17, 2022
mugGet the can a can can a can?mug.

crigga

dude: eyyy, whats up crigga
by SIngle-fuck-with-no-life May 14, 2022
mugGet the criggamug.

emperor penguin

The emperor penguin (Aptenodytes forsteri) is the tallest and heaviest of all living penguin species and is endemic to Antarctica. The male and female are similar in plumage and size, reaching 100 cm (39 in) in length and weighing from 22 to 45 kg (49 to 99 lb). Feathers of the head and back are black and sharply delineated from the white belly, pale-yellow breast and bright-yellow ear patches.

Like all penguins it is flightless, with a streamlined body, and wings stiffened and flattened into flippers for a marine habitat. Its diet consists primarily of fish, but also includes crustaceans, such as krill, and cephalopods, such as squid. While hunting, the species can remain submerged around 20 minutes, diving to a depth of 535 m (1,755 ft). It has several adaptations to facilitate this, including an unusually structured haemoglobin to allow it to function at low oxygen levels, solid bones to reduce barotrauma, and the ability to reduce its metabolism and shut down non-essential organ functions.

The only penguin species that breeds during the Antarctic winter, emperor penguins trek 50–120 km (31–75 mi) over the ice to breeding colonies which can contain up to several thousand individuals. The female lays a single egg, which is incubated for just over two months by the male while the female returns to the sea to feed; parents subsequently take turns foraging at sea and caring for their chick in the colony. The lifespan is typically 20 years in the wild.
emperor penguin: *exists*
by SIngle-fuck-with-no-life May 28, 2022
mugGet the emperor penguinmug.

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