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Definitions by SIngle-fuck-with-no-life

stfulfac 

stfulfac stands for ''shut the fuck up little faggot ass cunt''
dude1: ''i consumed 15 punds of glue yesterday, now i am sick and you will have to pay for my insurance at the hospital''

dude2: ''stfulfac, i aint paying for shit you''

emperor penguin 

The emperor penguin (Aptenodytes forsteri) is the tallest and heaviest of all living penguin species and is endemic to Antarctica. The male and female are similar in plumage and size, reaching 100 cm (39 in) in length and weighing from 22 to 45 kg (49 to 99 lb). Feathers of the head and back are black and sharply delineated from the white belly, pale-yellow breast and bright-yellow ear patches.

Like all penguins it is flightless, with a streamlined body, and wings stiffened and flattened into flippers for a marine habitat. Its diet consists primarily of fish, but also includes crustaceans, such as krill, and cephalopods, such as squid. While hunting, the species can remain submerged around 20 minutes, diving to a depth of 535 m (1,755 ft). It has several adaptations to facilitate this, including an unusually structured haemoglobin to allow it to function at low oxygen levels, solid bones to reduce barotrauma, and the ability to reduce its metabolism and shut down non-essential organ functions.

The only penguin species that breeds during the Antarctic winter, emperor penguins trek 50–120 km (31–75 mi) over the ice to breeding colonies which can contain up to several thousand individuals. The female lays a single egg, which is incubated for just over two months by the male while the female returns to the sea to feed; parents subsequently take turns foraging at sea and caring for their chick in the colony. The lifespan is typically 20 years in the wild.
emperor penguin: *exists*
mdof = my dick's oil fried
human1: how's your dick
human2: mdof
human1: contact a doctor

Hirohiko Araki 

Hirohiko Araki is a legend
Hirohiko Araki: i created jojo's bizarre adventure

people who are normal: he is our god, legend and saviour
when typing fast, there is a very big possibility of misspell gaming and typing ''gaeming'' instead.
(while chatting)
friend1: i love gaeming
firend2: you spelled gaming as gaeming
friend1: oops

what the fuck is this shit 

what i say whenever i open urban dictionary, searches for a normal thing and someone has sexualized the word for no damn reason
me: *searches for something*

urban dictionary: ''lets find the most dirty text and show it''

me: what the fuck is this shit