Definitions by doughnuts

The BART 

What non-locals call BART. Mostly people from L.A.

Duh-har, I'm gonna take the BART. Duh duh duh!

The BART by doughnuts October 22, 2013

The fuck is this? 

Something a butt naked warlord might exclaim upon being bemused at the spectacle of a Mormon missionary suddenly appearing in his camp.

"General, we have an intruder!"

"The fuck is this?"

The fuck is this? by doughnuts June 13, 2013

San Fran 

The most annoying way possible to refer to the City of San Francisco. Even more annoying than calling it Frisco. Frisco is actually endearing by comparison.

Duh, I'm going to San Fran. Duh-har har.

(Gets punched in the face).

San Fran by doughnuts October 11, 2011

Splooge target

A tattoo on the small of a girl's back, which one can take aim at.

Check out that chick's splooge target.

Splooge target by doughnuts July 26, 2007

San Jose 

Southernmost suburb of San Francisco.

Why did a take a job all the way down in San Jose?

San Jose by doughnuts June 26, 2007