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The Footy

A metaphysical, esoteric plain & state of mind, achieved after bendering so hard you hallucinate enough to think are are standing in a stadium watching a game of rugby league.
What the fuck are you talking about man? What seats, what stadium???

Sorry mate, I'm just at the footy right now.
by threeknees April 13, 2025
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The Footy Match

When Your depressed The Footy Match Helps
by CreatureDragon March 1, 2021
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Pump the footy

Another phase for Male Masterbation, wanking, choking the chicken, slapping the salami.
After another unsuccessful night out on the town, James went home alone to pump the footy
by Jrob January 21, 2019
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hasn't seen the football since the kickoff

Often used by Professor Steve Hailey and his students to affectionately describe a miscreant, degenerate, reprobate, or idiot that decided to read the book or watch the video on cybersecurity and/or digital forensics versus getting a real education.
The opposing expert said that Mr. Hailey and Mr. Andrew changed the computer evidence because she did not know how to properly interpret time and date stamps. Obviously, she hasn't seen the football since the kickoff; another point-and-click forensic analyst.
by Forensics Shiznit May 18, 2020
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Ball of the foot

When you are hungover and continue to drink the following days after.

Similar to the hair of the dog
Kristy - Tom let’s drink !

Tom - Can’t mate. Super hungover

Kristy - ball of the foot tho tommy !!!
by Chazzledazzlepartyqueen! June 13, 2020
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The Football

The Presidential briefcase that contains launch codes to launch nuclear missiles. It travels with him anywhere he goes allowing him to start a nuclear war from anywhere at anytime.
The President can launch a nuclear missile from anywhere using "The Football"
by Mistahtom January 13, 2006
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I'll go to the foot of our stairs

Expression of amazement. To be astounded by something. Commonly used in the Yorkshire area
Comment: "I've just won the lottery"
Reply: "Well I'll go to the foot of our stairs!"
by lindyloohs April 24, 2006
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