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The Presidential briefcase that contains launch codes to launch nuclear missiles. It travels with him anywhere he goes allowing him to start a nuclear war from anywhere at anytime.
The President can launch a nuclear missile from anywhere using "The Football"
by Mistahtom January 12, 2006
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One who has a mania for music.
I am a melomaniac.
by Larstait November 14, 2003
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