Guy:Hi, Mr. President! Love your shoelaces
The President:Thanks, they're new. Someone keeps stealing them...
The President:Thanks, they're new. Someone keeps stealing them...
by Josh August 3, 2003
a fucking idiot that makes up words
by Anonymous August 13, 2003
What Hillary Clinton is NOT.
I believed all the polls but after this election Hillary is still not The President. I heard her screaming all the way out here in Hawaii.
by dibula August 1, 2020
Timothy: wow, did you see The President? He is such a retard! Timothot: No, he is the definition of a retard.
by Idon'tmakerealposts October 13, 2018
by Lili's film May 18, 2020
Before getting this job, no one will give a shit about who you are. When you get this job, everyone in the country (whether conservative or liberal, Democrat or Republican, etc.) will hate you at one point or another. After you leave this job, people will either praise you to high heaven or bitch about how badly the country is doing because you were the President.
George Bush. Bill Clinton. Those two are all the examples you need of why being the President is a mistake.
by FVZA May 20, 2006