That weird guy who somehow always loses his shoelaces...

Hem hem
Guy:Hi, Mr. President! Love your shoelaces

The President:Thanks, they're new. Someone keeps stealing them...
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a very stupid person who runs the most powerful country in the world
by Josh August 3, 2003
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a fucking idiot that makes up words
A pack of tic-tacs can run the US better than DUBYA.
by Anonymous August 13, 2003
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What Hillary Clinton is NOT.
I believed all the polls but after this election Hillary is still not The President. I heard her screaming all the way out here in Hawaii.
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Someone, somehow worse, then George W. Bush

A silly goose!
Timothy: wow, did you see The President? He is such a retard! Timothot: No, he is the definition of a retard.
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Before getting this job, no one will give a shit about who you are. When you get this job, everyone in the country (whether conservative or liberal, Democrat or Republican, etc.) will hate you at one point or another. After you leave this job, people will either praise you to high heaven or bitch about how badly the country is doing because you were the President.
George Bush. Bill Clinton. Those two are all the examples you need of why being the President is a mistake.
by FVZA May 20, 2006
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