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External Gang Green (Fish Bone's): The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
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The fish stick 

Where you take your dick and put it into tuna and you have someone perform oral sex.
Her: WTF!!!
Him: I made you the fish stick

Her: Is that tuna?
Him: your favorite ;)
The fish stick by zippyclean January 17, 2019

The Tuna Fish & Potato Salad Theory 

The theory that people prefer the method in which their mom made tuna and potato salad over all other methods.
"I bought potato salad from the deli, but it's not like Mom used to make!" It just goes to show that The Tuna Fish & Potato Salad Theory is true.

So long, and thanks for all the fish 

What the dolphins said (or tried to say) to us humans as they left right before the Earth was destroyed in the book The Ultimate Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy.
"So long, and thanks for all the fish." -dolphin

slathering the fish 

When titty fucking goes wrong...
The act of mashing ones flaccid dong and balls against a females breasts
In a last ditch attempt to thwart whiskey dick Bren made a brief attempt at slathering the fish before the poor girl ran out of the room crying

Who sliced the fish? 

This is the companion piece to "Who cut the cheese?" ."Who sliced the fish" is used when someone detects a queef.
We were sitting at the dinner table about to enjoy a nice pot roast when the foul stench of expired tuna wafted about the tablet.I glared at my sister and asked,"Who sliced the fish?"

swim with the fish

When a person is snuffed and given cement shoes then thrown in a body of water ie: an ocean, a lake or river.
Girlfriend: If I ever find out you cheat on me you'll swim with the fish.

Boyfriend: I love you too much to endanger you with some bitches std's.