the dutchmen 

A sexual act involving a man suspended over their partners face while the partner is laying down. The man puts his balls in their mouth while facing their partners feet and rests his asshole on their nose.

It feels like I'm getting the dutchmen every day at work.

the dutchmen by Vincent.Vega September 29, 2011

The Flying Dutchmen 

Anytime that a male has an erection and needs to hide it, they proceed to point there erection upwards and tuck it under there boxers or there pants, or both.

"O crap Karl, Looking at Cindy over there gave me an erection"

"Just pull off the flying dutchmen, no one will know"

The Flying Dutchmen by T J W September 29, 2007

Doing the Dutchman 

Committing suicide - typically in prison.

If Alberto finds out he lost his final appeal, it won't be long before he'll be doing the Dutchman.

Doing the Dutchman by PatThis February 17, 2008

pay the dutchman 

1. Pay the price, whatever is being asked, you can't do anything about it.

2. A bit of graft, something on the side or under the counter, if not outright extortion or protection money.

Not the same as baksheesh.

Probably related to 'gelt'.

You've got to pay the Dutchman.

pay the dutchman by ackbargus May 23, 2011

the Dutchmans' mermaids flying crunchy coin purse 

Known what is with a little imagination. Performed by hopefully 2 consenting adult preferably in private but not always.

Person 1 "That dude they says is into the Dutchmans' mermaids flying crunchy coin purse."

Person 2 " Huh. Never took them for the type. Hope that they find happiness in it."

the Dutchmans' mermaids flying crunchy coin purse by TheDudeAbidesAgain May 3, 2024

The Laughing Dutchman

When you fart under the covers and pull the blankets over your partners head... then tickle them so they are forced to breathe deep in between bouts of laughter.... and tears.

Karen: Hey, smell this flower my boyfriend gave me!
Alyssa: I can't, Matt gave me the Laughing Dutchman last night and nothing has been right since...
Karen: Is that why you have been crying all day?
Alyssa: It was taco tuesday.

The Laughing Dutchman by Pink Eye in Both Eyes July 30, 2013

The Dirty Dutchman 

When you stand on a ledge and hold your partner over the ledge(the plank) by their ankles and fuck them in their ass while wearing a pirate hat. When you are pleased you drop them off the ledge(making them walk the plank).

Yo i just gave Laqueesha The Dirty Dutchman.

Man i just Dirty Dutched the shit outta that girl!

The Dirty Dutchman by Mjack420 October 14, 2014