A sexual act involving a man suspended over their partners face while the partner is laying down. The man puts his balls in their mouth while facing their partners feet and rests his asshole on their nose.
by Vincent.Vega September 29, 2011
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"O crap Karl, Looking at Cindy over there gave me an erection"
"Just pull off the flying dutchmen, no one will know"
"Just pull off the flying dutchmen, no one will know"
by T J W September 29, 2007
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Get the Doing the Dutchman mug.1. Pay the price, whatever is being asked, you can't do anything about it.
2. A bit of graft, something on the side or under the counter, if not outright extortion or protection money.
Not the same as baksheesh.
Probably related to 'gelt'.
2. A bit of graft, something on the side or under the counter, if not outright extortion or protection money.
Not the same as baksheesh.
Probably related to 'gelt'.
by ackbargus May 23, 2011
Get the pay the dutchman mug.Known what is with a little imagination. Performed by hopefully 2 consenting adult preferably in private but not always.
Person 1 "That dude they says is into the Dutchmans' mermaids flying crunchy coin purse."
Person 2 " Huh. Never took them for the type. Hope that they find happiness in it."
Person 2 " Huh. Never took them for the type. Hope that they find happiness in it."
by TheDudeAbidesAgain May 3, 2024
Get the the Dutchmans' mermaids flying crunchy coin purse mug.When you fart under the covers and pull the blankets over your partners head... then tickle them so they are forced to breathe deep in between bouts of laughter.... and tears.
Karen: Hey, smell this flower my boyfriend gave me!
Alyssa: I can't, Matt gave me the Laughing Dutchman last night and nothing has been right since...
Karen: Is that why you have been crying all day?
Alyssa: It was taco tuesday.
Alyssa: I can't, Matt gave me the Laughing Dutchman last night and nothing has been right since...
Karen: Is that why you have been crying all day?
Alyssa: It was taco tuesday.
by Pink Eye in Both Eyes July 30, 2013
Get the The Laughing Dutchman mug.When you stand on a ledge and hold your partner over the ledge(the plank) by their ankles and fuck them in their ass while wearing a pirate hat. When you are pleased you drop them off the ledge(making them walk the plank).
by Mjack420 October 14, 2014
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