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dutchman 

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a dutchman is a frik from boksburg... or even brakpan... pretoria, springs... also referred to as 1 2 3's (1 litre brandy, 2 litre coke, 3 litre enjin), clutchplate, plaasjapie, boer, frik, rockspider, koos, afrikaaner, fanie, can be compared to rednecks, hicks, hillbillies... please add salt...
steve hofmeyr is a prime example. "check that dutchman in his lekker 3 litre cortina wiff spinner hubcaps and a kief freeflow."
dutchman by ou soutpiel September 26, 2008

dutchman 

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A South African term for someone who is a murderer of the english language, usually applied to the Afrikaans speaking population but can be stretched out even further to include many populations.

The Dutchman is usually a hardcore man thats tough as nails, has a terrible fashion sense and can take on 20 men at one time (in his opinion)
The King of the Dutchman: Arnold Schwarzenegger is the ultimate dutchman!!!
dutchman by Tom-e-pee July 15, 2007

dutchman 

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matt van eerd, a giant 16 year old who comes to houses in the middle of the night and takes all the pepper from the kitchen. he then rubs it all over his body for sexual pleasure
matt came last night and took our pepper
dutchman by tyler February 16, 2005

Dutchman 

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A tobacco dealer, who buys for minors ands sells to them at a much higher price.
The dutchman down the street buys chew and cigarettes for freshmen.
Dutchman by Albric January 22, 2009

dutchman handshake 

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Same thing as a dutch rudder, but with a cooler and more convenient name
As his best friend he gives him a dutchman handshake every week.

Dutchman's Fullhouse 

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Having a two flush dump that requires no wiping.
Jesse was dealt a Dutchman's Fullhouse after a heavy night of drinking and tacos. He was now the envy of his friends.
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