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the dolph

the dolph is the umbrella that a series of jokes, created by malcolm j. heaggans and randall e. hayes, falls under. the dolph serves as a stalwart of the friendship and is often used as a reminder of orgin.

Examples Include:
shewee, goiter, dolphin teeth, HOW ELSE HE SUPPOSED TO MAKE HIS MONEY, HA HA I SEE YOU HOMIE, Sam Hurd Sketchy, Young Jeezy on Saint's Row, and many others.
I just got rihanna's number!

bullshit bro, put it on THE DOLPH!
ON THE DOLPH!
by Champ Heaggans April 16, 2018
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Dolph the Fascist Hippo

Jhon: im gonna kms
Mr. Howard: Why?
Jhon: Dolph the Fascist Hippo-
by PusEeater420 December 9, 2022
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flogging the dolphin

Beating the meat. exorcising the bishop. giving a handshake to russel the love mussel. pleasuring one's self.
after i had dinner with my "you're just a friend" Cindy, i went straight home to flog the dolphin.
by charlie July 16, 2003
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Flog the Dolphin

by bill gates February 6, 2003
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the 'delph

An abbreviation for the city of Philadelphia. Generally used by those familiar with Philadelphia who find the abbreviation "Philly" to be tired and overused.
Girl: Sooo, what did you do this weekend?!

Dude: On Friday I spent a lovely evening in the 'delph, and then the rest of the weekend I attended a jeans-folding seminar in the 'burgh.

Girl: I'm majorly jeal!
by coco__chanel October 13, 2010
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Flogging the dolphin

Euphemism for masturbation. Primarily male oriented but can be unisex.
Hey, how did your date go last night?
It didn't. I was stood up, so I ended up staying home and flogging the dolphin.
by ZydrateGirl October 30, 2013
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spank the dolphin

Dude, last night my mom made me spank the dolphin.
by dolphins12345 December 3, 2013
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