the dolph

the dolph is the umbrella that a series of jokes, created by malcolm j. heaggans and randall e. hayes, falls under. the dolph serves as a stalwart of the friendship and is often used as a reminder of orgin.

Examples Include:
shewee, goiter, dolphin teeth, HOW ELSE HE SUPPOSED TO MAKE HIS MONEY, HA HA I SEE YOU HOMIE, Sam Hurd Sketchy, Young Jeezy on Saint's Row, and many others.

I just got rihanna's number!

bullshit bro, put it on THE DOLPH!
ON THE DOLPH!

by Champ Heaggans April 16, 2018

Dolph

Wow! What a guy. Someone who is hard working, strong in their beliefs, and loves with all their heart. They are more creative than you will realize and their sarcastic jokes will keep you laughing. Smart, reliable, a little clumsy, funny, and family loving. Sometimes he can really stubborn!

Why is that Dolph guy so nice? I don't know, that's just who he is.

by sweetgirlxoxo February 2, 2015

dolphed

when someone gets humiliated, embarrassed, beaten up, shown up, loses at something, etc.

haha i win, you got dolphed
did you see that fight, he got so dolphed
"he didn't just get dolphed did he?" "yep." "poor guy"

by dolphus Raymond December 20, 2009

Dolph

someone who is the coolest person you know and does the craziest shit.

check out dolph
he cannot be called dolph, doesn't deserve it
i love that dolph

by Dolphus Raymond December 22, 2009

dolphing

The act of slapping a female across the face repeatedly with a penis.

After oral sex, Billy began dolphing his bitch until her face was red.

by Orange Donkey May 13, 2006

Dolph

A dolph is a catch-all term for someone that delights in fantasy, sci-fi, or nature-related t-shirts.

OMG, look at that dolph in that shirt of a wolf baying at the moon.

Why does the fencing team have so many dolphs on it?

Wow, those star war fans sure are dolphy.

by Dolph lover May 10, 2009

dolph

Freshest Bloke. A dolph isn't a product of his environment, his environment is a product of him.

"no way that's the real dolph?"

by NotDolph February 4, 2021