the dolph 

the dolph is the umbrella that a series of jokes, created by malcolm j. heaggans and randall e. hayes, falls under. the dolph serves as a stalwart of the friendship and is often used as a reminder of orgin.

Examples Include:
shewee, goiter, dolphin teeth, HOW ELSE HE SUPPOSED TO MAKE HIS MONEY, HA HA I SEE YOU HOMIE, Sam Hurd Sketchy, Young Jeezy on Saint's Row, and many others.

I just got rihanna's number!

bullshit bro, put it on THE DOLPH!
ON THE DOLPH!

the dolph by Champ Heaggans April 16, 2018

Dolph the Fascist Hippo

A psychotic hippo who praises hippos

Jhon: im gonna kms
Mr. Howard: Why?
Jhon: Dolph the Fascist Hippo-

Dolph the Fascist Hippo by PusEeater420 December 9, 2022

flogging the dolphin 

Beating the meat. exorcising the bishop. giving a handshake to russel the love mussel. pleasuring one's self.

after i had dinner with my "you're just a friend" Cindy, i went straight home to flog the dolphin.

flogging the dolphin by charlie July 16, 2003

Flog the Dolphin 

to violently wack off

Jims mom caught him flogging the dolphin

Flog the Dolphin by bill gates February 6, 2003

the 'delph 

An abbreviation for the city of Philadelphia. Generally used by those familiar with Philadelphia who find the abbreviation "Philly" to be tired and overused.

Girl: Sooo, what did you do this weekend?!

Dude: On Friday I spent a lovely evening in the 'delph, and then the rest of the weekend I attended a jeans-folding seminar in the 'burgh.

Girl: I'm majorly jeal!

the 'delph by coco__chanel October 13, 2010

Flogging the dolphin 

Euphemism for masturbation. Primarily male oriented but can be unisex.

Hey, how did your date go last night?
It didn't. I was stood up, so I ended up staying home and flogging the dolphin.

Flogging the dolphin by ZydrateGirl October 30, 2013

spank the dolphin 

Wacking off your dad.

Dude, last night my mom made me spank the dolphin.

spank the dolphin by dolphins12345 December 3, 2013