awesome person!!!!!!!! i love her fashion sense. she wore a red gown once and it was pretty. she always has sleek hair and delicate features and her accolades are awe-inspiring. she keeps slim and slender and looks chic. she has doll lips and hazel eyes and her apartment is fanatastic.
rihanna is cool.
by The-real-cobra-queen September 08, 2019
n. Chris Brown's punching bag
Personal Trainer: "You sure worked up a sweat in there, Chris."
Chris Brown: "Yeah, I was just practicing those boxing drills you showed me on Rihanna."
Chris Brown: "Yeah, I was just practicing those boxing drills you showed me on Rihanna."
by mynoduespym February 12, 2009
the rihanna bit me im gonna die
by agfadg August 23, 2007
by 599 US Dollars October 05, 2006
Quite possibly the most untalented artist of all time. Really has no business in the music industry in the first place, see her singing live or better yet her singing er butchering Mariah Carey's "Hero" via YouTube. Each song she makes is worse than the one before.
Rihanna is a horrible singer and has no talent and should just go away. She is ruining American pop music every time she sings.
by BlackCadillac May 16, 2010
a girl who needs to pack on makeup to hide ugliness who hides gigantic forehead under fringe and has a huge nose
by missypi December 20, 2008
1. Proof that the music industry is no longer a raw, gifted talent extruder. More like a money sucking, take-a-quasi-supermodel chick-between-the-ages of 12-21-sex her up-record her horrible voice-and-use state-of-the-art equipment to alter her voice into sounding like pre-21st century Whitney Houston-Shoot a video of her masturbating-and-force youth to buy the album through brainwashing promotion-mechanism.
2. A teenager with questionable parental guidance who must have sold her unriped body for a recording contract.
3. A joke.
4. A dollar store version of a Bratz doll.
5. To sing in a voice used a torture devices in nuclear wars.
6. Someone who needs to be bombed down by a Japanese fighter jet.
2. A teenager with questionable parental guidance who must have sold her unriped body for a recording contract.
3. A joke.
4. A dollar store version of a Bratz doll.
5. To sing in a voice used a torture devices in nuclear wars.
6. Someone who needs to be bombed down by a Japanese fighter jet.
Mother: Hey...Hey! Since you didn't eat your broccili, I'm gonna make you listen to Rihanna's umbrella 47-times for the rest of the night!
Child: (screams at the top of his lungs) Mommie, NO! NOOOOOOOO!!!! (stomps and cries hysterically) I'm sorry! I'M SORRYYYYYYYYYYY!
Mom: (turns on Rihanna's "Umbrella" and put child in time-out) If you leave this seat, I will spank you!
Child: Give me the spanking! GIVE ME THAT SPANKING! (The child takes Rihanna's CD out and breaks it into pieces, He pulls down his pants and happily takes the spanking instead)
Child: (screams at the top of his lungs) Mommie, NO! NOOOOOOOO!!!! (stomps and cries hysterically) I'm sorry! I'M SORRYYYYYYYYYYY!
Mom: (turns on Rihanna's "Umbrella" and put child in time-out) If you leave this seat, I will spank you!
Child: Give me the spanking! GIVE ME THAT SPANKING! (The child takes Rihanna's CD out and breaks it into pieces, He pulls down his pants and happily takes the spanking instead)
by twistedbabydoll August 14, 2007