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Do it on the dick

To see if a female is able to do all of those freaky flexible positions and twerk videos and gestures to your dick
Yeah yeah that was live but can she do it on the dick though

Condom on his dick but he can't do the trick 

During sex he had a condom on his dick but he could not make his girlfriend cum.
Her ex-boyfriend had a condom on his dick but he can't do the trick when they have sex.

calm the dick down 

Another interesting way to tell someone to calm down.
Tom: "I just got a new bike!"

Dave: "Tom calm the dick down for fuck sakes"

throw the dick down

when a man is about to fuck a woman he is about to throw the dick down. Usually when a man throws the dick down he will first swing his penis from side to side and then vigorously slap his penis on the girl's stomach. He then will repeat the phrase "I am about to throw the dick down!" Two to four times while gyrating his hips. After he is done throwing the dick down, the man will then ask the girl, "Are you addicted to what the dick did?"
I threw the dick down last night!
I am going to throw the dick down like it has never been thrown before.
throw the dick down by ashes909 November 6, 2010

locking the dick down 

When a girl has you so sprung that you only talk to her and have sex with her alone.
I'm only talking to Kelly, she's locking the dick down.
locking the dick down by 85powder November 15, 2017

The Deku Dick Dog 

When you go to hyrule and meet a dog with a dick as big as the great deku tree itself.
Woah, look at that! It's The Deku Dick Dog walking by!
The Deku Dick Dog by Dash Dash 100 October 24, 2020
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
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