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The Daren 

The Daren is when a ugly 52 year old man says he’s teaching “defense” in baseball but instead takes the waist of you and thrashes it against his slightly stiff dick and then has you do it yourself. If you don’t do it hard enough he yells at you HIT ME HARDER and then grunts as you hit him as if he’s having sex.

This happened to me and my basketball team is 6th grade. Fuck you daren
Bro my coach did the Daren to my team yesterday.
The Daren by 69Creampieguy69 November 5, 2019
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the dare 

The dare is not a definition it is a proposition. THe Dare asks you, dares you, too post a picture of yourself for the definition of the word Dare that is as wild, wonderful, sexy, stupid, surprising, or daring as you can handle.
The Dare? Oh yeah, I dare.
the dare by Menchael July 11, 2005

The Daken 

i read the daken
The Daken by joejoebabby November 28, 2024

The love that dare not speak its name 

"The Love that dare not speak its name" in this century is such a great affection of an elder for a younger man as there was between David and Jonathan, such as Plato made the very basis of his philosophy, and such as you find in the sonnets of Michelangelo and Shakespeare. It is that deep, spiritual affection that is as pure as it is perfect. It dictates and pervades great works of art like those of Shakespeare and Michelangelo, and those two letters of mine, such as they are. It is in this century misunderstood, so much misunderstood that it may be described as the "Love that dare not speak its name," and on account of it I am placed where I am now. It is beautiful, it is fine, it is the noblest form of affection. There is nothing unnatural about it. It is intellectual, and it repeatedly exists between an elder and a younger man, when the elder man has intellect, and the younger man has all the joy, hope and glamour of life before him. That it should be so, the world does not understand. The world mocks at it and sometimes puts one in the pillory for it." = Oscar Wilde 1845-1900
Oscar Wilde is a really hoopy frood who didn't deserve to be put in jail.
''The love that dare not speak its name'' came from a poem by Lord Alfred Douglas (Oscar's boyfriend)

The love that dare not speak its name 

An archaic term for gay sex. To bust the booty. To punch the doughnut. The poke the poopies.
We caught Ebenezer and Zachariah performing the love that dare not speak its name, so they were banished from the town, never to return.

Dare for the dog 

An alternative name for life giving sustenance, especially for unruly bushmen and animals.
Person 1: God I'm thirsty!

Person 2: let's get a Dare for the dog!
Dare for the dog by RD_ May 20, 2022
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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