the dad

someones dad who is called at times 'the dad'. the dad is the proud leader of the dad squad and trys his best to keep it under control for those who hav karate kicking kids who will kick there ass evryday day. they have a dislike for people called jason, who particulary look like llamas. he also hates teddy monkeys called morris and isnt keen on greek people after past memorys. also the dad likes his beautiful wife and doesnt want jason to have her ! he looks like a ross gull and likes to do aeroplane movements. he tends to say 'watch it!
'i'll get the dad squad on you!'
'kareeeennnn'
'watch it watch it'
'mahhhh'
by LLAMA LOVERR November 30, 2008
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Dad

no found definition for dad?
do you mean: milk
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dad

dad went to get the milk 15 years ago
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Dad

something that vanishes
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Dad

A person that can either make your life great or turn your life to a disaster.
Homie: What happened to you, bro? Why are you broke?
Dude: My dad went for milk 13 years ago and my momma can't afford a great life. F*ck him
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The DADS

The acronym for "day after drinking shits" applied to the morning bowel movements following a night of binge drinking. Usually dark black or green depending on the type of drink. Usually more liduidy than a normal piece stool.
"hey Ryan, Come check out the DADS i left in the toilet, I must have been drinking hypnotic last night"
by Devin B June 12, 2006
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Dad

?
Me: dad? Where did you go?
by Sparkle pussy March 21, 2019
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