The Dad
when a woman calls you daddy during sex then you ejaculate on her and say: oh I guess we're all out of milk, then proceed to leave and never return
The Dad by x2cro1ssant April 26, 2021
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the dad
someones dad who is called at times 'the dad'. the dad is the proud leader of the dad squad and trys his best to keep it under control for those who hav karate kicking kids who will kick there ass evryday day. they have a dislike for people called jason, who particulary look like llamas. he also hates teddy monkeys called morris and isnt keen on greek people after past memorys. also the dad likes his beautiful wife and doesnt want jason to have her ! he looks like a ross gull and likes to do aeroplane movements. he tends to say 'watch it!
the dad by LLAMA LOVERR December 16, 2008
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The Dad Jean
A phenomenon in which all dads wear there same acid wash jeans from the 80's-early 00's. No mothers wear the mom jean anymore, they only wear sweatpants, hence the dad jean. All jeans must all be must be atleast 5 years old.
Person 1 (Talking to her husband/boyfriend): Honey, you have to get some new jeans, they're looking pretty worn!
Person 2: No they're not, they look perfectly fine!
Person 1: No, they look to old now, they've turned into the dad jeans.
Person 2: No they're not, they look perfectly fine!
Person 1: No, they look to old now, they've turned into the dad jeans.
The Dad Jean by ThroughtheLookingGlasses May 27, 2011
the dad bag
It's a fanny pack printed with the image of a flabby belly, complete with a belly button and hair, making it look disturbingly realistic. When in reality it's just a handy hip pack that stores your essentials.
How To Use The Dad Bod Fanny Pack?
To use the Dad Bag, just wrap it around your waist, tuck your shirt underneath, and walk around the city and wait for everyone to stare at you, laugh, and most likely take pictures.
To use the Dad Bag, just wrap it around your waist, tuck your shirt underneath, and walk around the city and wait for everyone to stare at you, laugh, and most likely take pictures.
the dad bag by DadFannyPack.com October 3, 2017
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