The Cyclops 

When a woman cuts a hole in her pants exposing her vagina, and a man, with a fake eye, takes his fake eye and puts it into the vagina, just enough so that you can still see the eye staring back at you.

"Man, I don't feel like having sex tonight... Hey let's do The Cyclops!"

The Cyclops by TheCyclopsMan May 6, 2010

The cyclops 

The trio had faced many challenges before, but this time they were up against the biggest cyclops in the world. This one-eyed giant was twice the size of a house and had an insatiable hunger for destruction.

The trio knew that this was a challenge that they could not face with their regular skills alone. They had to use their ultimate abilities to stand a chance against the cyclops.

Malte began folding sheets of paper into a series of intricate shapes. He folded a sheet into a sword, another into a shield, and yet another into a bow and arrow. His paper weapons were sharp and durable, and he was ready to strike.

Vilmer picked up his paintbrush and began to paint. He painted a wall that would protect them from the cyclops' blows, a giant ball to trap the cyclops, and a series of ropes to bind the cyclops' feet. His paintings were vivid and lifelike, and he was ready to unleash them.

Johan closed his eyes and focused his energy. He reached out to the earth and felt the vibrations beneath his feet. He raised his hands and summoned a powerful earthquake that shook the ground beneath the cyclops' feet. He followed it up with a bolt of lightning that struck the cyclops right in the eye, stunning it momentarily.

The cyclops roared in anger and charged at the trio. Malte held up his paper sword and shield, blocking the cyclops' first blow. Vilmer unleashed his painted wall, which held up against the cyclops' onslaught. Johan continued to manipulate the earth, causing the ground beneath the cyclops to rumble and tremble.

The trio fought with everything they had, using their ultimate abilities to their fullest. The cyclops was strong, but they were stronger, and they fought with all their might.

In the end, the cyclops was defeated. It fell to the ground with a mighty thud, defeated by the trio's ultimate abilities. The trio breathed a sigh of relief, knowing that they had saved the day once again.

As they walked away from the defeated cyclops, the trio knew that they were truly a team. They had each other's backs, and they had their ultimate abilities to rely on in the direst of situations. They knew that there would be more challenges to come, but they were ready for whatever the world had in store for them.

The cyclops by Onegreatstorytellerdude. February 16, 2023

The Cyclops Kiss

This is when two men tap the eyes of their penises together like their dicks kissed. They do it quickly like a peck, longer contact then becomes a Cyclops Pash. It can be done by lovers or best friends to become SUPER BEST FRIENDS.

Friend 1 - "Did you hear Eric and Frank became Super Best Friends last night?"
Friend 2 - "No, how did they do that?"
Friend 1 - "They gave each other The Cyclops Kiss."

The Cyclops Kiss by cheersBIGears September 12, 2019

The Cyclops Touch 

The act of two men touching the eye's of their penises together while also staring lovingly into each others eyes

The other day while I was a bit intoxicated, Ben and I performed The Cyclops Touch it was both romantic and informative.

The Cyclops Touch by Daylesford Boys October 9, 2012

The Cyclops with Pink Eye 

Removing a prosthetic eye and inserting it into receiver's anus.

"Dude, my girl and I made The Cyclops with Pink Eye, I've had pink eye for a week now."

The Cyclops with Pink Eye by JA1995 August 19, 2018

making the cyclops cry 

masturbation

"I was so horny that when i got home from school i turned on some porn on my computer and made the cyclops cry"

"When I'm horny, making the cyclops cry is the only thing that can cure what ails me"

making the cyclops cry by Lord of Skeet October 4, 2012

tug-o-war with the Cyclops 

masturbate
wank
jack off
Stroke the Salami
a date with Pam and her five friends
the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.

"Failing to find someone to fuck after the club, Jimmy resorted to a tug-o-war with the Cyclops."

tug-o-war with the Cyclops by Johnny Pot Smoker September 3, 2003