The Chosen

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See how this idiot can take something I said years ago butcher it, pretend it doesn't apply to himself, and get his sycophantic guest to arf and clap to a point that he is manually making banal.

Hym "When I was talking about the chosen. I was refering to mating selection and that's what Joe tries to tie in there. And it's funny because one of the guys I used to play DnD with laugh at the fact that I "trolled" Joe and named his character after that rant specifically. What an absolute hack. Failed comedian and actor who rode the coattails of the UFC to success then monetized and monopolized the social network that he literally fell into face first. Absolute fucking bum and a hypocrite."

The Chosen by Hym Iam March 12, 2023

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the chosen one

The chosen one is the only person that can save the planet from evil destruction using his combined forces of godliness

Hey you saved the world yesterday you are the chosen one!

the chosen one by Randomguy78 March 27, 2013

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the chosen one

Can also known as "The One". A common cliche in sci-fi and fantasy. This individual, the "Chosen One" is the sole person chosen by destiny to stop an impending disaster that threatens all life, save the world from a super villian, stop corruption, etc.

Basically, the only person who can save the day. Not their sidekick(s). Not mom. Not Dan. Only them.

Buffy. Frodo. Link. Aang. Neo. Master Chief. All of these people have been the Chosen One at one time or another. Cuz they all saved the day.

the chosen one by gunslingergirlvy_c_e August 4, 2007

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the chosen one

A beautiful soul. Chosen by the gods to be contained in a beautiful body with soft luscious lips and eyes which would melt sulfur dioxide. An Angel on Earth.

Guy 1: Wow That chick is off-the-chain
Guy 2: Damn bro, she must be the chosen one.

the chosen one by the sex panther librarian April 28, 2008

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The chosen one

A singular person, who is chosen, usually for some special world-saving destiny. It's also a cliche.

Buffy from "Buffy the Vampire Slayer", Link from "The Legend of Zelda" and Prue, Piper, Phoebe and Paige from "Charmed" can all be described as chosen ones.

The chosen one by Zythe April 2, 2005

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The chosen one

We don't know who the chosen one really is he's a mysterious figure he could be anyone he is a legend when will we get the chance to meet the all mighty chosen one?

Guy: I am the chosen one
Dude: No you're not

The chosen one by Joe_Mama69420 August 27, 2020

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the chosen juan

The perfect person to help you with a job.

I needed to find the chosen Juan to help me finish sealing the deck, so I checked Home Depot and Craigslist.

the chosen juan by stripeypajamas March 8, 2017

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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Ajumma

korean word for madam, older woman

Ajumma wait a moment

Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009

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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.

Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade

Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026

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