The Choker
The Choker by MOCO & P-Phat May 29, 2008
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The Triangle Choker
When one sexual partner performs the jiu jitsu move ‘the triangle choke’ by wrapping their legs tightly around the neck of the other partner, aggressively headlocking them with their legs and feet, then proceeding to fling the partner into the bed where they continue to have very rough and violent sex
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Derek: ‘hey man, how was last night with Ivy?’
Rodriguez: ‘it was amazing! She let me do the Triangle Choker on her! It was heaven’
Derek: ‘hey man, how was last night with Ivy?’
Rodriguez: ‘it was amazing! She let me do the Triangle Choker on her! It was heaven’
The Triangle Choker by Smexybeast69 June 14, 2018
The throat choker
A sexual mover performed when you spray you balls with pesticide and then force them down you partners throttle and when they try to remove you balls you strangle them and shit on their face when they pass out
The throat choker by Shit n cum March 11, 2021
Put the choke hold on the one-eyed warrior
The act of wacking off, jacking off, stroking off, rubbing one out, chokin the chicken, flogging the dolphin, milking the trouser snake, masturbating....etc
Even though I am at work,sometimes I feel it neccessary to run to the bathroom and put the choke hold on the one-eyed warrior.
Put the choke hold on the one-eyed warrior by bt February 27, 2003
the chokey
During sex in the missionary position the one giving penetration chokes the one receiving the pleasure pole.
“Ms. Trumbull don’t put me in the chokey!”
“Ms. Trumbull don’t put me in the chokey!”
the chokey by Crabbydaddy October 12, 2017
the chokey
Having sex in a missionary position, with the penetrating partner choking the receiving lover.
“ No Ms. Trunchbull don’t send me to the chokey!”
“ No Ms. Trunchbull don’t send me to the chokey!”
the chokey by Crabbydaddy October 12, 2017
The Choke Hold
Dude I was at Taco Bell the other day and got a boner in my gray sweatpants, I had to give it the choke hold so your girlfriend couldn't see it.
The Choke Hold by anonymous January 21, 2025
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