the cheeses

the most hardcore gang ever, consisting of master cheese and brie. if you ever take them on, they will fuck you up.

un-suspecting victim: hey man, lets go fight the cheeses

*2 hours later in hospital*


unsuspecting victim: owwwwwwww

the cheeses by rimz_69 January 18, 2009

the cheese off my cock 

An insult and the ultimate comeback to belittle someone who has just belittled you.
Can be used to end a verbal argument, but can lead to a fist fight.

Reporter: Just answer the question!
Trump: Don’t talk to me that way, you’re just a light weight.
Reporter: And you're the cheese off my cock.

the cheese off my cock by de-pube February 2, 2021

cut the cheese 

1. (Literally) to cut cheese up into smaller pieces, like slices.
2. American and Canadian term, meaning to fart.

'Who cut the cheese? Who cut the cheese? I ask you please, did you cut the cheese? I'm not adverse to learning, tell me why my eyes are burning? Who cut the cheese?' - Two and a Half Men.

cut the cheese by Online Fan November 19, 2016

The Cheese of Truth 

The slice of cheese which hath graced us with the knowledge that “Immigrants cause cancer”

“The Cheese of Truth” Immigrants cause Cancer

The Cheese of Truth by Nick_vlam May 15, 2018

The Cheese Touch 

Nobody knows when, or how, but one day, that cheese mysteriously appeared on the blacktop.
Nobody knew who it belonged to.
Nobody touched it.
Nobody threw it away.
And so there it sat, growing more foul and powerful by the day.
Then one day, a kid named Darren Walsh made the biggest mistake of his life.
Darren touched the cheese!
Darren had the cheese touch!

Greg has The Cheese Touch

The Cheese Touch by Stetard March 23, 2020

The Cheese touch 

A general term for STI's among millennial and genz's derived from the ancient diary of a wimpy kid texts by Jeff Kinney.

Person 1: "Yo Maeve's kinda bangning"
Person: "slow down you cocky cocker doodle, didn't you hear... she's got the cheese touch"

The Cheese touch by Megladonrider August 18, 2020

who cut the cheese 

who farted

Jim-Bob:*farts*
John-Boy: *nose wrinkles* ew who cut the cheese?

who cut the cheese by IR2BMLGX420BLAZEIT May 2, 2018