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The Chavs 

Descriptive term for Chelsea Football Club and/or their supporters.
Did you hear what happned today? It was Gareth Southgate's first game in charge of Boro at the Riverside... They beat the Chavs 2-1!
The Chavs by Kaz_uk August 23, 2006
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King Tenzin of The Chavs 

King Tenzin(Tenzin Sherpa) is the leader of the Chavian people. Tenzin is funny and make other world leaders laugh. Many people from other countries do not like him and think he is not "fit" for King or a leader of a nation. Tenzin, originally born in Maidstone, Kent, at the age of ?? formed the Kingdom Of Chavia in France but the country went to war with them over wanting to be independent from being an autonomous region of France. A peace treaty signed by both countries made sure that Chavia annex half of France and both will be allies until ????. The country wasn't recognised by the United Nations until it became independent. Although a new nation, Chavia is the 10th most populated country and the 9th biggest GDP in the world

The Silence of the Chavs

Loosely linked the the movie about psychopaths and serial killers released in 1991, 'The Silence of the Chavs' is when a group of chavs usually led by an 'Alpha Chav' give you the chilling silent treatment trying to shame you into their 'Chav' way of thinking missing the point that you are not like them so are mostly or completely immune to the shaming which might seem oddly funny afterwards.
Walked into a pub and encountered a group of chavs and they gave me 'The Silence of the Chavs' treatment.

Embrace the Chaos!!!! 

Embrace the Chaos!!!! — the devil-may-care attitude of confronting every American day before the 2024 elections with the expectation that: in spite of record worldwide flooding; extreme weather events,; forest fires in the major wooded areas around the world; mass casualty earthquake events in heavily populated areas; threats to democracy; and a Ukrainian proxy war with Russia that sometimes threatens to escalate to a limited nuclear exchange — in spite of all of that — THE SUN WILL COME UP TOMORROW; AND, EVERY DAY IN EVERY WAY IT’S ALL BECOMING BETTER AND BETTER AND BETTER!!!!

REALLY.

BELIEVE ME.

Yeah…Im not buying it either. Embrace the Chaos!!!!
Don’t question any of the dire signs and portents: Embrace the Chaos!!!!

The chaos legion 

A band of tank fish (master of virginity, roblox youtuber.) sponsored toxic fucking legends that give 0 shits about you and will raid your game with no reason to.
A virgin: “Aw fuck. John, the chaos legion raided the game again.”
John, secretly in the chaos legion: “G O O D.”

Rockin the Chads 

Wearing someone elses swim trunks because you forgot yours
yo, Im "Rockin the Chads"
Rockin the Chads by Arminhammer April 25, 2009

the chavso exercise regime 

this is a very usful way of loosing weight quickley without dieting. this involves groing your hair long and wearing a black t-shirt with the words black sabbath upon it. next u must go to a large mating ground for chavs (posibly a childs play area Well hard mate) and find a particularly aggresive gaggle of them. next u must sneak up on the gaggle and wen close enuf to whisper in one of theyre ears shout the words IRON MAIDEN RULES as loud as u can. the agrivated group shud chase u until one of theyre pregnant girlfriends(probbly aged 8) gets tired. during the chase for added weight loss shout to them tht u did theyre mothers all night long and the pounds will just fall off u.
aye i lost it all on the chavso exercise regime
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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