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A quirky character from Charlies Angels played by Tom Green.
There is only one captain of this love boat, and that is The Chad. -Tom Green
by Chad November 12, 2003
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Nov 27 Word of the Day
A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.
That fucking smooth brain put his shirt on backwards again...

That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.
by Tip Tank May 14, 2011
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An extremely well groomed male with an average size male penis. The Chad is 6’4, has a six pack, is extremely well mannered and respectful, and is really good at soccer. He has a vision impairment, ticklish balls, and a lust for travel. If you ever come across The Chad, count your lucky stars - cause there’s only one out there.
The Chad always opens the door for me when we go on dates
by Olly Browny December 04, 2018
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Slang for one's Scrotum, when stretched out prior to a teabagging.
Trevor passed out on the couch, and barry snapped a pic as he layed the chad across his face.
by MaxP0wer April 23, 2006
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A rare condition in which the subject gains an uncanny ability to cause any traffic light on any given road to turn red when arriving within 100 feet of said light. The Chads can easily lead to frustration and late arrival at destinations. Prolonged exposure can lead to depression, self harm, and in extremely rare cases, suicide. Named after Chad Powell, supposedly the first documented case subject.
Boss - Why are you late?
Worker - Sorry boss, I had a bad case of The Chads this morning, it took me 15 minutes longer than normal.
by M-Belks April 05, 2009
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