The Blind

You're still reading this to them, right?

Hym "Because you should be reading this to the blind. So... Heeeey Blindy... How's it going champ? Yeah, hey, don't worry. I'm not kill a blind kid. That would just seem dishonest. So you're safe. You're fine. Do blinds like kids? I wouldn't think so. If you can't physically see how cute they are they are basically just annoying noise boxes. And they are cute. Super stabbable. Ummmm... Yeah... Glad you stuck around this long. I'll come visit a blind house after all that is over. I'll try to explain to you why goth girls are the best ones. You probably don't understand color or contrast but it's- I'll figure it out. We goochie."

The Blind by Hym Iam July 5, 2024

the blind leading the blind 

an expression which describes a situation where there is confusion or lack of direction.

"ever since that company got new management, it's been like the blind leading the blind over there."

the blind leading the blind by Bungalow Bill July 23, 2007

the blind leading the lost

A more sensible version of "the blind leading the blind"

Hammer: "Swanny and George are drunk as fuck, they have no idea what's going on"

Phaz: "I know bro, it's like The Blind Leading The Lost..."

the blind leading the lost by PhazMan November 5, 2013

the blind leading the blind 

When somebody has no clue how to do something and offers someone else some help.

Jimmy"hey kim, can I help you re-install windows?"

kim: "you don't know how to install windows! That would be like the blind leading the blind."

the blind leading the blind by thenastybutler February 4, 2010

The Blind Dawg 

a.k.a 'The Bleend Daawg'

'The Blind Dawg' was the freakish love child of the two great gaming personas 'The Blind Man' and 'The Dawg'. When these two gamertags became one, the result was epic pwnage beyond belief, the likes of which xbox live users had never seen before. A master of the online gaming world. When encountered, 'The Blind Dawg' will without fail inflict nothing but pure pwnage upon all n00bs, hax0rs, and anyone who has ever used the word 'LOL' in a real life situation.

during Halo 3 online..

level 50 player: dude i just played the blind dawg on team snipes!

gamers friend: how did you do??

SCOREBOARD:

The Blind Dawg...50
everyone else.......0

The Blind Dawg by alphage July 12, 2009

The blind Dale Earnhardt 

When you have sex with a girl in a car and you pullout, nut on her face, take her clothes then run, leaving her naked.

Yesterday I pulled the blind Dale Earnhardt in the Walmart parking lot, she wasn’t expecting it.

The blind Dale Earnhardt by Andrew Neil November 15, 2018

The Blind Frogger 

a sexual action:You have sex with a woman then just before climax you make her spin around with her forehead on a baseball bat until she is dizzy, then you climax on her eyes and make her run across the street.

"I did the blind frogger for johnny and I almost got clipped by an SUV"

The Blind Frogger by Tmoney1725 May 19, 2009