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the bisquit 

A disgusting party game involving a common buttermilk bisquit(2+ male players needed). First the players form a circle (or if only 2 players, face to face) placing the bisquit in the center. Then the players drop trow and furiously jack off. When they're about to unload, they must aim their spooge directly at the bisquit, covering it in everyone's jizz.

The last player to jizz on the bisquit (the loser of the game) has to eat the soiled pastry with everyones jizz on it.
Jack: "I'm bored."
Joe: Well we could always play "The Bisquit".
Jack: " SICK! What are you, gay?"
the bisquit by Autumn Rayne June 5, 2005
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Dip the bisquit in gravy 

The new craze that is sweeping the porn industry of putting the nut into the girls anus and popping it in and out.
Man what a slut she let him dip the bisquit in gravy.

Drop The Biscuit 

Biscuit is is a slang for a gun

and by droping the Biscuit you put or drop your gun down.
In Eminem"s song Guity Conscience ft dr.dre

dr.dre tries to stop the character"Eddie" from robing a liquor store he goes:

"Man don't do it, it's not worth it to risk it (You're right!)
Not over this shit, drop the biscuit (I will!)"
Drop The Biscuit by Doc.Q May 8, 2014

honey on the biscuits 

Its a term taken from the show "Duck Dynasty" when Phil talks to Miss K about getting some lovins!
What a man will do for a lil "honey on the biscuits"

take the biscuit

Chiefly a British idiom. When something "takes the biscuit" then it has become really bad, annoying or objectionable. Often used when something has worsened.
Jeff has always been annoying, but his latest stunt takes the biscuit.

Petrol has always been expensive, but these new prices really do take the biscuit.
take the biscuit by MoogleViper March 12, 2012

Sniffing the Biscuit 

when a person performing oral sex on another from behind puts their nose in the anus
Hey hon you got some "stuff" on your nose ugh....you were clearly sniffing my biscuit.

Bro Bro you were all up in that sniffing her biscuit and what not.

Man your a dam biscuit sniffer!

Hey, Hey I jumped on that and got so in to it I started sniffing the biscuit.

risk it to get the biscuit 

not to get anything without taking a chance. In other words: no risk, no reward
I won't make it to the finish, I don't wanna even try. Look on the bright side dawg, let's risk it to get the biscuit.
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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