the bisquit

A disgusting party game involving a common buttermilk bisquit(2+ male players needed). First the players form a circle (or if only 2 players, face to face) placing the bisquit in the center. Then the players drop trow and furiously jack off. When they're about to unload, they must aim their spooge directly at the bisquit, covering it in everyone's jizz.

The last player to jizz on the bisquit (the loser of the game) has to eat the soiled pastry with everyones jizz on it.

Jack: "I'm bored."
Joe: Well we could always play "The Bisquit".
Jack: " SICK! What are you, gay?"

by Autumn Rayne May 31, 2005

bisquit

Any type of gun, usually a small fire arm.

Keep talking and I'm gonna feed you a bisquit.

by Christopher February 18, 2004

Bisquit

Someone who is cute, little, soft, and sorta yummy but bland.

That girl is such a little bisquit.

by Lisa Pizza 78 July 23, 2009

bisquit

an attractive young female,

hey kevin check out that bisquit
or
she's a lil bisquit

by Johnny MC October 12, 2005

bisquit

n. A doughy projectile weapon thrown at people who have offended the wielder.

I was eating an English Muffin but Mallory was annoying me so I pegged her in the face with a bisquit.

by ironist921 February 20, 2010

bisquit

an alternative biscuit. for those who are too legit to quit.

"aye neeck! get the bisquits off di counter. ouna shkiaphona?"

by Elvira Worcestershire April 01, 2010

bisquit

a Fat Ass, two steps pass being a Dough Boy

Look at this bisquit coming through the break room.

by Hansel237 November 28, 2006