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the witch

This term refers to a stupid, gulliable, easily manipulated woman.

Demonstrated by her boyfriend, usually a vold cheating on her with members of the Dunny staff and persuing numerous affairs. She busted him and after several months apart, she took him back.
Lui: "did you hear.. The Witch has taken Vold back.."
Vez: "What a clart"
by Fold January 15, 2007
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The Witch

Another term used to refer to Salem, Massachusetts.
After work, they headed down to the Witch for a dirnk.
by PCooper May 6, 2008
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The Witch’s House

Majo no ie, (The Witch’s House) is a freeware puzzle horror game made on the engine RPG Maker VX, created by Fummy and released on 2012 of October. It is one of the most memorable games in the YouTube RPG horror era played by let’s players such as Markiplier. It was also inspired by another classic game Ib.
The Witch’s House is the kawaii game!
by qweurtyip809 July 16, 2023
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The Witch's Kiss

When your dick touches the inside of the toilet.
In my haste, I sat down too quickly and before I could move my dick away, it was greeted with the witch's kiss.
by Inmyglassprison May 13, 2015
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The Witch's Cauldron

When a woman expels air from her vagina with such force that bubbles are produced in and around the entrance.
"Mate, I was giving head to this girl after doing her from behind only to be greeted with a witch's cauldron."

"Man, this girl queefed so loudly, I bet she produced the witch's cauldron."

"I would love to add some milk of man to HER witch's cauldron."
by beefdiaries March 5, 2014
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Ditch the Witch and make the Switch

Advice given to Swedish men who are unsure about their homosexuality by a much wiser leather man.
"Is that your girl, the one who burps all the time? Honestly, you should Ditch the Witch and make the Switch"
by tuck_frump February 22, 2020
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Riding with the witch

A folk expression for Sleep Paralysis: a sleep disorder that causes a person to gain consciousness while their body remains in REM atonia (pseudo paralysis).

During an episode a person will become fully awake and able to look around by moving their eyes. However, control of breathing, bodily movement and making sounds are completely inhibited, resulting in a possibly terrifying experience. An episode can last from a several seconds to a few minutes and is sometimes accompanied by vivid hallucinations.

The episode ends when the person falls back asleep peacefully, or the paralysis lifts. The latter often results in violent movement or convulsions along with a shout or scream.

While in this state a person is said to be "Riding with the witch"

It is most often encountered while sleeping in unfamiliar or relatively uncomfortable conditions. Most people will experience some form of this phenomena at least once in their lifetime.
Chris: Yo, did you have a nightmare last night?
Frank: Nah, I was just riding with the witch, sleep paralysis, ya know?
Chris: Damn son, you should probably get that checked out! You almost gave me a heart attack, shouting and flailing at 3AM!
Frank: yeah, that'll happen…
by swaino October 24, 2009
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