Inmyglassprison's definitions

Gutterfunk

A term used to describe any and all diseases that may be afflicting a person's genitalia.

I hope you didn't bang her, dude. She's got that gutterfunk.

by Inmyglassprison April 22, 2011

The Witch's Kiss

When your dick touches the inside of the toilet.

In my haste, I sat down too quickly and before I could move my dick away, it was greeted with the witch's kiss.

by Inmyglassprison May 13, 2015

Bribe the Pope

Euphemism for jerking it.

Before making any important life decisions, it is a good idea to bribe the pope.

by Inmyglassprison May 13, 2015