Definitions by Inmyglassprison

The Witch's Kiss

When your dick touches the inside of the toilet.

In my haste, I sat down too quickly and before I could move my dick away, it was greeted with the witch's kiss.

The Witch's Kiss by Inmyglassprison May 13, 2015

Bribe the Pope 

Euphemism for jerking it.

Before making any important life decisions, it is a good idea to bribe the pope.

Bribe the Pope by Inmyglassprison May 13, 2015

Gutterfunk 

A term used to describe any and all diseases that may be afflicting a person's genitalia.

I hope you didn't bang her, dude. She's got that gutterfunk.

Gutterfunk by Inmyglassprison April 22, 2011