This term refers to a stupid, gulliable, easily manipulated woman.

Demonstrated by her boyfriend, usually a vold cheating on her with members of the Dunny staff and persuing numerous affairs. She busted him and after several months apart, she took him back.
Lui: "did you hear.. The Witch has taken Vold back.."
Vez: "What a clart"
by Fold January 14, 2007
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1. One who practices witchcraft (not neccasarily connected with Wicca).

It is also used to describe those who follow the Wiccan religion, and, in some instances, those who practice any type of magick (Goetic, Herbal, Enochian, etc).

2. A bitter or hateful women. Used in a deragatory sense. A hag, if you will.

3. A less insulting (if there is such a thing) form of call someone a bitch.
Salem, Massachusetts and many other places held several trials for those who were seen as "evil witches." As a result, many innocent people were killed.
by Shay'oul June 6, 2004
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A practitioner of Witchcraft. Usually positive and Earth-oriented in their religious or spiritual outlook. All Wiccans are Witches, but not all Witches are Wiccans. Similarly, all Witches are Pagan, but not all Pagans are Witches. Witches usually utilise Magick, and can be male or female
Look at that funky Witch, he's so cool, let's all become Witches and worship the Old Ones
by WitchBoy December 24, 2003
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Anyone whom we burn that wieghs the same as a duck. (Also made of wood)
"And then why do witches burn. Hmmm.."
"Because they're, made of wood?"
"So how do you tell if she is made of wood?"
"Eh.. Build a bridge out of 'er"
"But can not you also build bridges out of stone?"
"Oh yeah"
"Does wood sink in water?"
"No no it floats. Throw her into the pond!"
"Wait! What also floats in water?"
"Umm.. very small rocks. churches. lead!"
"A duck"
"presicly!"
"So logically.."
"If she weighs the same as a duck, then shes made outta wood."
"And therefore"
"She's a witch!"
by Population Tire September 20, 2005
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1) A member of the craft. One who does good deeds when and where they can, and understands the meaning of balance and Spirit.
2) Someone who does their studies ( Watching charmed doesn't make you a witch, that show has its facts mixed up)
3) Someone who does their best in this incarnate and the next.
4) Know's the rules and plays by them.
W:"Yeah I'm a witch"

NW:" thats hot"

W: "Yeah I know"
by WEEEEEEEE May 2, 2006
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A Witch is the most powerful zombie in the video games Left 4 Dead and Left 4 Dead 2. Basically she sits in a corner and cries during nighttime, and walks around drunkenly in the daylight. If you startle her (not recommended), then she FLIPS OUT and opens up a can of whupass on you, smearing your sorry butt all over your TV screen with her big-ass claw thingies.
Player (pokes Witch): what's that?

Witch: AaaaaaaaaaaaaaH!!!!!

(Player dies)

Palyer respawns: Shit!
by bambimustdie March 29, 2010
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noun
1. a bad arse b*tch who loves at least three of the below mentioned;

• nature
• astrology
• holistic self care, DIY, arts & crafts
• talking about how counterproductive capitalism is
• human rights
• animals

witches are in tune with their environments and may or may not practice magick. they are focused on healing and health above all else. they are often persecuted by people who are intimidated by their whit and dedication to a good cause. not exclusive to women.

noun
2. the ultimate self aware feminist. not exclusive to women.
1.

"I became a witch when I started watching tarot"

2.

"wow girl, you're a bad arse witch!"
by mediocre_gal_s August 6, 2020
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