Hym "And even that isn't entirely accurate because you didn't quite ignore it, you read it, understood that you were wrong, and then cried like a bitch because you are that. And now you're trying to make a point about a crime I did not commit. And I didn't make any echo chamber for myself. You are doing this TO me. I'm not ever doing the incest ritual Jordan and I kill someone's kid if you don't pay for my work. The story is fiction and it's used to cover us what actually happened."

The Story by Hym Iam June 13, 2025

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The Story So Far

East Bay pop-punk 'till the end.

The Story So Far are one of the best bands ever!

The Story So Far by hellfuckinyeahright April 13, 2013

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The story of Sex and gold

Pothus is a right player, his darling angel Chrythus is the only one who ever loved him, Pothus dont realize this though so keeps her as a safeway girl, Chrythus leaves for another and Pothus is left alone forever in his heart.

The story of Sex and gold
Chrythus: Sorry, I love u but I'm leaving
Pothus: Please dont I love you
Chrythus: thats what you say to everyone

The story of Sex and gold by Maggy-G January 17, 2013

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The Story of Mateus

Once upon an eternity ago, Mateus, who is a ninja, was at war with The Zombies. (They were much like the ones we know today, expect way deadlier.) Anyway, while engaged in combat, Mateus fell into an endless abyss that he designed for disposal of The Zombies. That abyss, which is impossible to escape, is now called the universe. From there he went on to create Earth, humanity, and everything else for unknown reasons. That is how he became God.

Mateus: "Ouch! Fuck, it's dark. Where am I? Oh shit, is this...? Damn it. Dang this is big - I wonder if there are still Zombies down here...this is gonna look bad on my autobiography 'The Story of Mateus'. (3 minutes later) I could really go for some sex right about now. I got it! Planet + animals + water = people! People = hookers! Hookers = sex! Oh, this is gonna be fun..."

The Story of Mateus by Ninja13 February 22, 2008

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The Story Begins

The only rank in Breaking the Bank. Henry Stickmin gets arrested for trying to break in the bank.

A:The Story Begins is the worst Henry Stickmin Ending ever
B:Yeah, you're right.

The Story Begins by I like Tomatoes January 2, 2021

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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Ajumma

korean word for madam, older woman

Ajumma wait a moment

Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009

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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.

Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade

Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026

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