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the Stevenson

Interstate 55 in the Chicago area, as referred to in both official maps and by actual Chicagoans. Often notoriously clogged with traffic, even when the other expressways are clear.
"We've got a crash on the Stevenson that's blocking 2 out of 3 lanes"
by chzammm May 2, 2014
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The Stevenson Act

Changes innocent until proven guilty to have the accuser and plaintiff to always be believed as innocent at the start of anything and everything no matter the circumstance.
Guy 1: Bro, what do you mean the trial ended as soon as it started?

Guy 2: Yeah bro. The Stevenson act made him guilty instantly. Crazy man.
by Xx_Mr.Fister_xX November 17, 2018
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THE MICHEAL ANYLA STEVENSON BALLARD EXPERIENCE

you call this anyone who is this High Risk Pimp. that kidnaps very beautiful women or little girls who make a good wife material, and sell them to be someone sex slave. i dont know how they came up with the name but i keep hearing about it, so i had to post the details on this. its high risk because anyone who gets caught, will suffer the worst punishment ever.
i need me THE MICHEAL ANYLA STEVENSON BALLARD EXPERIENCE, money is no object, i must have it.
by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ April 20, 2022
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The Stevens Maneuver

When your partner is riding you cowgirl and in a vain attempt to slap their ass you slap your balls instead.
She was riding me hard when I tried to slap her ass but accidentally pulled The Stevens Maneuver and slapped my balls causing me to go soft.
by balltorture September 5, 2022
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even the stevens

To chop off ones' testicles during a sex act
"Oh man, I hooked up with Sandra last night and she ended up evening my stevens."

"I gave Jim a blowjob but he wouldn't let me even his stevens."

"We have an APB an a serial castrator, reports say that she seduces men into sex and proceeds to even the stevens."
by Evener of Infinite Stevens August 22, 2011
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The Stiverson Maneuver

When a man sticks his dick in a girls anus, then tasers her. Supposedly this will cause a tighter sensation. However, it sucks once you realize you're getting shocked too.
See above-"The Stiverson Maneuver"
by Anonymous 123123 January 14, 2009
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the stevening

A time in the evening when you send some random ass bullshit to Steve. This may cause confusion and discomfort.
Send that to Steve! It`s time for the stevening.
by Flapper007 June 21, 2021
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