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The Stevenson Act 

Changes innocent until proven guilty to have the accuser and plaintiff to always be believed as innocent at the start of anything and everything no matter the circumstance.
Guy 1: Bro, what do you mean the trial ended as soon as it started?

Guy 2: Yeah bro. The Stevenson act made him guilty instantly. Crazy man.
The Stevenson Act by Xx_Mr.Fister_xX November 17, 2018

THE MICHEAL ANYLA STEVENSON BALLARD EXPERIENCE 

you call this anyone who is this High Risk Pimp. that kidnaps very beautiful women or little girls who make a good wife material, and sell them to be someone sex slave. i dont know how they came up with the name but i keep hearing about it, so i had to post the details on this. its high risk because anyone who gets caught, will suffer the worst punishment ever.
i need me THE MICHEAL ANYLA STEVENSON BALLARD EXPERIENCE, money is no object, i must have it.

The Stevens Maneuver 

When your partner is riding you cowgirl and in a vain attempt to slap their ass you slap your balls instead.
She was riding me hard when I tried to slap her ass but accidentally pulled The Stevens Maneuver and slapped my balls causing me to go soft.
The Stevens Maneuver by balltorture September 5, 2022

even the stevens 

To chop off ones' testicles during a sex act
"Oh man, I hooked up with Sandra last night and she ended up evening my stevens."

"I gave Jim a blowjob but he wouldn't let me even his stevens."

"We have an APB an a serial castrator, reports say that she seduces men into sex and proceeds to even the stevens."

The Stiverson Maneuver 

When a man sticks his dick in a girls anus, then tasers her. Supposedly this will cause a tighter sensation. However, it sucks once you realize you're getting shocked too.
See above-"The Stiverson Maneuver"

the stevening 

A time in the evening when you send some random ass bullshit to Steve. This may cause confusion and discomfort.
Send that to Steve! It`s time for the stevening.
the stevening by Flapper007 June 21, 2021
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026

Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026
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