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The Spear Man 

When a man takes shallow thrusts during sex until the woman is near climax. He then pushes his penis all the way in as hard as he can and holds it there; often causing the woman to scream from the shock.
So I gave her the spear man and she cried out, "OH! YOU'RE SO DEEP!"
The Spear Man by kdon121 May 13, 2010

tip of the spear 

An American idiom commonly used in military operations to mean the first soldiers to go into a war zone. In common usage it means the first to venture into a new endeavor. A trailblazer.
When it comes to creating new technologies, Steve Jobs was the tip of the spear.
tip of the spear by Moffrogangus October 22, 2015

Shaking the spear

1. The act of masturbating (rubbing your cock masterfully).

2. Scouring the pipes of your penis in order to orgasm.

3. the process of pleasing yourself sexually

4. What you do when there is nothing to do

5. What you do when your family is not home

6. The reason people watch porn.

7. The reason old people are having more heart attacks.
Teacher : Class, anyone knows what William Shakespeare does in his free time ?

Daya : He shakes his spear.

Sister : Yu Chen can i come in your room ??

Yu Chen : Don't come in here !!! I am indecent as i am shaking the spear.

William Shakespeare is a master at shaking the spear.
Shaking the spear by zingeraddict October 8, 2011

Polishing the spear 

To wank off and make your spear "Shine"
AKA Wacking off
Masturbating
And SLAPPING THE SHALOM
Isaac B "Jonah WTF are u doing1111!"
Jonah B "Im playing skyrim and polishing the spear!"
Polishing the spear by chodechopper October 16, 2014

Shake the Spear 

Slang for going to the bathroom in less refined literary circles.
After four beer, I am destined to return to my quarters to shake the spear. Thus, I must shake the spear of destiny!
Shake the Spear by cbjwthwm September 21, 2009

fear the spear 

The sexiest of all men alive. If you are within 50 feet of Fear the Spear you will be burned alive. Looking at him without sunglasses will result in permanent blindness. The last person to have sex with him died because his penis was 17.5 inches.
Brianna: “Oh my god! That’s Fear the Spear! Look at how hot he is!!!”
Anthony: “Brianna no! You can’t look at him directly or you’ll go blind! And don’t get that close to him either!”
Brianna: “But look at that bulge...”
Anthony: “BRIANNA NOO!!!!!”
fear the spear by Father Jake September 5, 2017
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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