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The Nintendo

Sexual technique wherein during copulation, the male removes his penis, blows on it, and then puts it back in.
I almost pulled the goalie last night on this chick but luckily I distracted her long enough to pull off The Nintendo and went back to work
by Pocostomus October 2, 2011
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The Nintendo Switch

An amazing invention but im stuck with the wii & the DS lite & almost EVERYONE I KNOW literally has a switch but back to the switch it has AMAZING games period.
I say to mom " MOM IM STUCK WITH THE WII & DS FOR MY B-DAY COULD YOU PLS GET ME THE NINTENDO SWITCH!?!?" Mom: "ugh we'll think about it." Me: "UGH! BUT IT'S SUCH AN AMAZING INVENTION!"
by rainbowJFS March 1, 2021
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The Nintendo Rule

The rule that requires one to blow into the ports of all electronic devices before connecting them. This rule derives from the popular and identical act performed while inserting an original Nintendo cartridge into its system, which would usually not read the cartridge if the rule was not properly followed.
A: The controller isn't working again
B: Did you follow the Nintendo Rule
A: No dude that rule's old and outdated
B: No it's not. Let me see it
*B applies Nintendo Rule*
*Controller works flawlessly*
B: See I told you The Nintendo Rule works

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by RustySnicklefritz December 19, 2013
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Nagito Komaeda on the Nintendo DS

H̶̗͊͝ͅe ̠̮̯̗̐͌l̶̙̔̍l̶̫̃̈́͑͋ǒ̴̤̳̞̙͗̀ ̵͉͋͑t ̤͈̮́h ̨̲̰͇͋̈́̈̐é̵̙́r ͇͐̊͝e̵̮͚͉͐ ̩̫͉̏̅é̵͉͉͎̺v ̤̝̠̯̂ȩ̵̡̦̕r ̨̰̺̠̽̀̔ỹ̴̧͓̲̩́́̑o ͉̳͕̟͘n̶̤̟͍̜̓e ͔̣͋͂̕! ̜̽̀̔ ̶̛͈͎̅̍̐͜͜Ỉ̶̜̜͇͘t̶̩͈͆'̴͙̞̫̮̍s̵͉͉̮͉̑ ̶̰̲̉m ̣̙̗̤͛e̴̝͑, ̜̞̓̃ ̵̡̘͔͊N̶̮̻̫̬̊̕a ̢̛̆̌̿ǵ̴̛͔̫̠i ̗̟͚͉̅͋t̴̨̬̘͚̾o ̨͚͋̕͜͝ ̧͎͂͛̚̕͜Ḵ̵̡̦̄͌͛͝o ̢͖̼̉̓m ̛͔͛̈́̈́a̴̱̦̱̭̽̇͐̓e ̙͍͂̿̋d̴̘͛̌͊a ̦͔̺̈́͗͋ ̴̦̣̜̓͘o̶̫̭̓͠͝n ̼̥̊̽̑̀ ̯̪͎̃̐͜ţ̵͎̯͒̊̚ͅh ̠̬̺͛ȩ̶̟̳͗̾̌̅ ̵͖̰͝N ̘̄́̉̉í̵͉̽̀n̴̪̼͕̖̈́t ̻̕̕͜͝e̴̡̠̙̹͋̒n ̹͇̠̦̿̽͐̄d̴̻̗̖͈̈ǫ̴̛̹͂̑͌ ͕̆̈́͌͝D ͍͚̍͗́̏S̶͎̖͓͔̾͝!̴̺̀ ̵̗̪̞́̿͂A ̗̥̔̂͐̌A ̬͕̔͘A̴̫͋̒̑͆A ̜̦̤͈́͂̒̕H̵̥̝̘͊H ͓̑̿̂A̵̘̞̰̐̈́͒ͅH̴̨̱͋̒̚À̶͙̪̗̈́ͅH ̥̆͌̆Ḁ̴͈̪̒H̶̫̯͙̱͊̉͘͝A ͖̮̠̝̍͗͑̾Ḩ̶̥̠̃̒͊̕H ̼̥͑͒̑͜ͅA̶͎̎H ̳̝̆͐A ̯̖̑͛̆͗H̵̼̰̤̀H ̠̻͖̰̓̋̀̏Ȃ̴̫̞H ̹̬͙͓͋͛́A ͌͌͒̅ͅH ̰̾̂͜H ̮͇̃̓ͅA ͖͒͛͗̔A ͖͋A ͍̝̠̍̑̕A ̧̽͘A ̨̦̪͛̆͒̋A̵̛̼A̶̱̓͌̆̏A ̤̩̽̎͒A̶̜̫͎͙͗̀A ̤͒̕A̵͇͆̊̐́A ̬̊A ͔̥͚̋̽̽͝A̴̲͝
Hello there everyone! It's me, Nagito Komaeda on the Nintendo DS! AAAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
by koreandaaa May 3, 2021
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An epic crossover fighting game between a bunch of videogame characters, made by Nintendo.
Dude 1: Hey man, do you want to play some Super Smash Brothers Ultimate for the Nintendo Switch starting at $60 available at common retail stores like GameStop, Walmart, Target, Best Buy, etc. starring Mario, Donkey Kong, Link, Samus, Dark Samus, Yoshi, Kirby, Fox, Pikachu, Luigi, Ness, Captain Falcon, Jigglypuff, Peach, Daisy, Bowser, Ice Climbers, Sheik, Zelda, Dr. Mario, Pichu, Falco, Marth, Lucina, Young Link, Ganondorf, Mewtwo, Roy, Chrom, Mr. Game & Watch, Meta Knight, Pit, Dark Pit, Zero Suit Samus, Wario, Snake, Ike, Pokémon Trainer, Diddy Kong, Lucas, Sonic, King Dedede, Olimar, Alph, Lucario, R.O.B., Toon Link, Wolf, Villager, Mega Man, Wii Fit Trainer, Rosalina & Luma, Little Mac, Greninja, Palutena, Pac-Man, Robin, Shulk, Bowser Jr., Larry, Roy, Wendy, Iggy, Morton, Lemmy, Ludwig, Duck Hunt, Ryu, Ken, Cloud, Corrin, Bayonetta, Inkling, Ridley, Simon, Richter, King K. Rool, Isabelle, Incineroar, Piranha Plant, Joker, Hero, Banjo & Kazooie, Terry, Byleth, Min Min, Mii Brawler, Mii Swordfighter, and Mii Gunner?
Dude 2: Hell yeah man! Let's play!
by LogicalThinker1 July 26, 2020
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reset the nintendo

Usually used after a failed attempt at something. The act of recalibrating and and trying again.
"Wow that was a pretty big fail. I think I need to reset the nintendo and try again."
by jobringer June 5, 2009
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