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The Matty

A fun evening with the lads on f1 2022 but he ignores you and let's you down cos he's a tory and rather spend time seeing how many Lego action fingers up his bum.
Shall we have an night with the matty
by Oxydious July 22, 2022
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The Matty John

The act of shitting your underwear then taking them off and putting them in your cousins trash can. While smearing the poop on the trash can lid as you put them in. Then pretending you don’t know where they are.
I got so drunk last night I had to pull the matty john.
by Mattyjohnscousin March 25, 2022
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Matty Matty the Big Daddy

Matt is a sometimes nice boy when its not the homecoming night. He spends most of his time creeping on facebook. He has a special liking towards freshmen girls and inappropriate crushes on most boys.

Despite this, he is very handsome and can pull off almost any haircut. Whether it be bald or mohawked, the big daddy is always looking fresh.
His favorite past time (besides facebook creeping) is being with Danielle because he loves her taste in tv shows and doesn't smell bad like the rest of his friends. Matt is a sure stud and a definite keeper as long as its not homecoming.
"how did Matt get that nickname?"-Danielle
"let's just say they dont call him matty matty the BIG daddy for nothing"-Caroline
by DV-Dubs November 15, 2010
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The Mattachini

The act of breaking up with a girl by fist-bumping her; usually ends up with a very awkward moment where the now single girl is trying to figure out what just happened
Kid- I want to break up with her but it will be awkward
Kid2- Do The Mattachini and run away
Kid- Good idea
by PHS2014 September 10, 2011
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Bobbin' The Marty

While my teacher turned her back i slipped my hand down my sweatpants and started bobbin' the marty cuz them algebra problems make me so horney.
by wetballs69 March 26, 2009
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playing the martyr

A.K.A. Smear Attack
A dirty Political tactic used by politcal groups in a awfull attempt to demonize their opponents or rally ones political base.
This tactic is used when the losing side in a political,race, voting Initiative.
This tactic is most effective when supported by lots of media coverage. The end result is a false fear on insecurity which will very likely effect the peoples minds on election day.
Both left wingers and Right Wingers of diffrent back grounds are know to employ this tactic.

One of the most recent examples of this tactic is the War On Christmas
People were disgusted by the Religious Rights attempt at playing the martyr three weeks before election day.
by ????^_^???? October 17, 2006
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The Matt Ragsdale

Any type of free form dance recognized by its enthusiastic and ridiculous style.
"Look at that guy dancing The Matt Ragsdale."
by narwhalofdeath42 December 31, 2014
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