Definitions by Mattyjohnscousin

The Matty John 

The act of shitting your underwear then taking them off and putting them in your cousins trash can. While smearing the poop on the trash can lid as you put them in. Then pretending you don’t know where they are.

I got so drunk last night I had to pull the matty john.

The Matty John by Mattyjohnscousin March 25, 2022