The martin

When you promise to be back in 10 minutes, but disappear for an extended period of time, then come back the next day as if nothing happened.

I think hes done the martin again

by R6PTOR April 26, 2025

the martin luther king

When your girl is sleeping you begin to masturbate at the point of ejaculation you cum on her face and when she wakes up she says... "I have a dream!"

I GAVE YOUR MOM THE MARTIN LUTHER KING, THATS A DREAM SHE'LL NEVER FORGET!

by BlackBuhhda October 20, 2010

the martin interview

A extremely weird and funny of Alex Turner (from arctic monkeys) and Miles Kane ( from the little flames) where they are seen tripping out their minds, nearly outing themselves about being fruity, terrorising martin, doing ‘that’ voice and much more, strange things.

“OMG, did you see that last shadow puppets interview?”

“HAHAHA yeah the martin interview is so fucking funny!”

by CARRIDESbykat September 10, 2023

The Martin Yttri Method

The act of rectally inserting a dildo made of ice, thus stimulating the G-spot and achieving an overwhelming orgasm

Frank: "I did The Martin Yttri Method yesterday, and it felt amazing!"
Frunk: "What the Fuck man?"

by hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh7 February 2, 2026

to do the Martin

to go somewhere and come back without telling anybody

- He asked if we would like to meet for a lunch.
- When did he come back?! I guess he wanted to do the Martin again.

by therealdictionaryuser August 9, 2021

the ricky martin

When someone slides on their knees and rips off their shirt

Pablo got flagged for doing the Ricky Martin

by Giantskiller March 21, 2016

The Dusty Martin

When having sexual intercourse in the missionary position and the woman lifts her upper body toward you to kiss you, so you stiff arm her in the chest and push her back into the mattress.

He was an animal in there last night, cause he gave me The Dusty Martin

by The Huz Man Dude August 23, 2017