The martin
When you promise to be back in 10 minutes, but disappear for an extended period of time, then come back the next day as if nothing happened.
The martin by R6PTOR April 26, 2025
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the martin luther king
When your girl is sleeping you begin to masturbate at the point of ejaculation you cum on her face and when she wakes up she says... "I have a dream!"
the martin luther king by BlackBuhhda October 20, 2010
the martin interview
A extremely weird and funny of Alex Turner (from arctic monkeys) and Miles Kane ( from the little flames) where they are seen tripping out their minds, nearly outing themselves about being fruity, terrorising martin, doing ‘that’ voice and much more, strange things.
“OMG, did you see that last shadow puppets interview?”
“HAHAHA yeah the martin interview is so fucking funny!”
“HAHAHA yeah the martin interview is so fucking funny!”
the martin interview by CARRIDESbykat September 10, 2023
The Martin Yttri Method
The act of rectally inserting a dildo made of ice, thus stimulating the G-spot and achieving an overwhelming orgasm
The Martin Yttri Method by hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh7 February 2, 2026
to do the Martin
- He asked if we would like to meet for a lunch.
- When did he come back?! I guess he wanted to do the Martin again.
- When did he come back?! I guess he wanted to do the Martin again.
to do the Martin by therealdictionaryuser August 9, 2021
the ricky martin
the ricky martin by Giantskiller March 21, 2016
The Dusty Martin
When having sexual intercourse in the missionary position and the woman lifts her upper body toward you to kiss you, so you stiff arm her in the chest and push her back into the mattress.
The Dusty Martin by The Huz Man Dude August 23, 2017