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The Lord's Day 

1)First you're hanging out with a real man's man. You know, you're talking about football and plumbing; when he sucks your dick, he's gagging a lot but still getting the job done. Then you take a dump on his chest.

2) What you do with yourself if you're a Redheaded Spaniard and you're not in a round of pure team deathmatch at 230am on a Sunday morning
I had tears running down my check and I couldn't breathe because of The Lord's Day
The Lord's Day by DylonCorp April 21, 2011
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The Lord's Water 

The delicious not so nutritious Dr. Pepper.
Guy1: What are you Drinking?

Guy2 through the crusader's helmet on his way to Jerusalem: The Lord's Water!
The Lord's Water by StoneBone01 January 29, 2021

the lord's chicken 

chic-fil-a chicken. aka the Lord's chicken. If your an atheist why you eat chifila chicken?
person1: "hey did you get some of the Lord's chicken"
person2: "yessir but im an satanist"
person1: "oh"
the lord's chicken by Simp woman October 28, 2021

The Lord’s Chicken 

Twitter Chick-fil-A account ran by a Homophobic and Racist troll named iE.
I had the Lord’s Chicken for lunch today, I’m now protected from catching the Gays.
The Lord’s Chicken by iE. August 1, 2019

The Lord’s Chips 

The term Nacho Libre gives to the tortilla chips for the homeless that are stolen.
“These are the Lord’s chips!”
The Lord’s Chips by theonlypapa15 November 27, 2019

The Lord’s freebie 

When you jerk off after 6+ months of celibacy and only precum comes out in the first orgasm.
I thought I’d be deeply ashamed jerking off and breaking my 7 months of celibacy, but I stopped jerking off after the Lord’s freebie. I only feel slightly ashamed now.
The Lord’s freebie by Stairguy64 November 21, 2022

The Lord's call

To fuck a christian twink that's begging for you to stop, but refusing to do so because you ( and i, and everyone on this website) know that they're faking it.
Twink: Stop! Stop! I hav-
Random Person: Pssht! No time for the Lord's call !
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
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Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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