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the jizzle by Face Fucka January 24, 2018

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the jizzer

the jizzer is cum stain stan's shemale sister, she sometimes help's cum stain stan on his quests

you: damn that guy can jizz.
your mom: the jizzer is a woman, don't be sexist women can have cocks too.
"would you like a jizzburger with a side of creampie?"

the jizzer by cum.stain.stan April 23, 2022

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The jizzler

Something like the boogeyman except sexier

I the jizzler will give your night pizzazz

The jizzler by Sir squirrel August 21, 2014

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The jizzler

Will jizz on your school material

The jizzler just jizzed all over my text books

The jizzler by The jizzler May 20, 2022

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The Jizzler

An unknown villain who comes into your room at night and cums on everything you love

My Cat had to take 3 baths after the jizzler hit my house last week

The Jizzler by DearMunter420 April 6, 2024

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The Jizzler

The god of all Jizz, resides in the Jizz falls, has lots of Jizz, once Jizzed in his pants, The Jizzler is all knowing and all powerful, he commands Jizz at will, he can make you Jizz with a single thought

Make me Jizz for you are The Jizzler, the almighty, big jizzle man

The Jizzler by Bellboy14 February 8, 2026

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Jizzlin' at the Sizzlin'

At state of extreme excitement, marked by a period of prolonged anticipation.

Dave: Were you finally able to get a Nintendo Switch?

Jeff: Yep, found one yesterday and I was jizzlin' at the sizzlin'.

Jizzlin' at the Sizzlin' by Juxtaposeur July 31, 2020

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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