Redbox

The state of being in menstruation.

Person 1: "Hey bae, Netflix and chill tonight?
Person 2: "No, I'm redboxing right now."

by Juxtaposeur January 29, 2017

OMANN

The utterance issued by text from a gullible or elderly person who has been fooled into believing an article or video shared from OANN. Abbreviation of "Oh My Actual News Network!"

Bill (texting): Check out this link about how this old white guy shoved by police is actually Antifa.

Doug (texting): OMANN

Bill (texting): I know right?

by Juxtaposeur June 09, 2020

Toobin’

The act of pulling one’s penis out in a virtual meeting, presumably but not always with the camera turned off.

Meeting lead: Hi everyone, thanks for joining us. Before we get started, a few ground rules - keep yourself muted unless speaking, and no toobin’ unless your camera is off.

by Juxtaposeur October 19, 2020

Jizzlin' at the Sizzlin'

At state of extreme excitement, marked by a period of prolonged anticipation.

Dave: Were you finally able to get a Nintendo Switch?

Jeff: Yep, found one yesterday and I was jizzlin' at the sizzlin'.

by Juxtaposeur July 31, 2020