The Chads

A rare condition in which the subject gains an uncanny ability to cause any traffic light on any given road to turn red when arriving within 100 feet of said light. The Chads can easily lead to frustration and late arrival at destinations. Prolonged exposure can lead to depression, self harm, and in extremely rare cases, suicide. Named after Chad Powell, supposedly the first documented case subject.

Boss - Why are you late?
Worker - Sorry boss, I had a bad case of The Chads this morning, it took me 15 minutes longer than normal.

by M-Belks April 5, 2009

Rockin the Chads

Wearing someone elses swim trunks because you forgot yours

yo, Im "Rockin the Chads"

by Arminhammer April 25, 2009

Dad the chad

Is a dad who is a total chad.

Dad the chad aka Mark Dornath

by Chad Dornath December 11, 2020

The Chad Nerd

The Chad Nerd is someone who is an Absolute Chad who excels at everything he sets his mind to and is highly respected by others. He knows how to talk to women and makes many friends. He has many nerdy and geeky tendencies and quirks (like enjoying reading, being on Discord 24/7, speedrunning etc.), but has many Chad-like qualities nonetheless.

Man 1: Wow, Elijah acts like such a Chad but he's so nerdy and dorky too. Wtf do we call that?

Man 2: IDK, I guess The Chad Nerd?

Man 1: Yeah, that sounds pretty apt.

by Infinit3Dreams January 7, 2021

The Chad

A quirky character from Charlies Angels played by Tom Green.

There is only one captain of this love boat, and that is The Chad. -Tom Green

by Chad November 12, 2003

the chad green mage

the chad green mage is a YouTuber with a small amount of subsriber but he had sex more that you

guy 1: hey you see the new" the chad green mage " video?
guy2: yea is the best video ever made

by djsjdj August 12, 2021

the chad

Slang for one's Scrotum, when stretched out prior to a teabagging.

Trevor passed out on the couch, and barry snapped a pic as he layed the chad across his face.

by MaxP0wer September 2, 2006