The Cabbage

A fucking annoying half dwarf, half human-ish character, that don't know fuckin' shit about fuckin' shit! Constantly thinking that minor fucking issues could cause any particular company to implode.

Romeo: I forgot to bring the scone out with my pimms and ice.

The Cabbage: Urrrgh, urrrgh, we're all gonna die! Oh dear! oh dear!

Romeo: Oh here it is, its all ok now.

The Cabbage: Ohhhhhhh, thanks, your such a doll!

by Steeman April 30, 2005

The cabbage man

The cabbage man is from atla (avatar the last air bender) he is the best character in the entire show

Me: who's the best character in atla (avatar the last air bender)

You: it’s obviously the cabbage man 🥬

by Theofficaldefinerofallwords January 3, 2021

The Cabbage Patch

that nasty ass area of GP park near Detroit where the houses are under $200,000 and there is a 1 in 50,000 chance of getting shot. As opposed to the usual odds of getting shot in grosse pointe (equalivelent to winning the lottery).

Haha you poor bastard you live in the cabbage patch.

Whats that, you live in the cabbage patch, you must be blaq

Ewwww, the cabbage patch.

by nigga big hemp June 1, 2006

The Cabbage Patch

Noun: A mysterious location where objects of nuisance are stored in...

alright... here we go... pumped? thought so:

As Sam looked away, Peter Nathanson snatched her gas bomb and through it into The Cabbage Patch
Where is my binder?!? Reply: The Cabbage Patch.. (DUH)

*DONE*

by Poor Tom on a cross... May 28, 2010

Sneezing In The Cabbage

Perfoeming oral on a female

Wanna go sneezing in the cabbage

by Puddin October 7, 2004

How the cow ate the cabbage

To tell someone the unvarnished truth; tell it like it is.

If our boss John doesn't stop yelling at us, I'm going to tell him how the cow ate the cabbage!

by 911whodis December 1, 2021

Teach the Cabbage

A code-phrase meaning: "The fort is in danger, someone must guard it."

Synonym: Go guard the fort

Gilly, teach the cabbage, quickly!

by FortMaster73 May 20, 2010