Thats a classic

Used to describe something that is either very good, or very funny!

Chris: Look at that fucking douche bag over there that tripped up and fell in some dog shit!

Matt: Yeah that's a classic!!

by Steeman April 28, 2005

Woody

Known as an erect penis, but could also be used to describe some bearded fucker with bad breath. A side parting is also an optional extra as is the rye grin that makes the hairs on your neck stick on end!

Woody person: Hi, this project is going to cost 10 thousand dollars.

Anybody: Fuck off Woody, your having a laugh!

Woody person: (Rye Grin ) Ok.

by Steeman April 30, 2005

Filth

Used to describe a situation, or a sporting event, where somebody does something to you to screw you over, in the face of imminent defeat.

Jonny: I can't possibly win this pool game, so I'm going to snooker Ryan and take the easy option.

Matt: Oh shit, here comes some filth.
Chris: Thats filth.
Ryan: Filth.
Charlie: Filth.

by Steeman April 28, 2005

Freak Boy

A person who appears to be super intelligent on first impression, but when you get to know them is actually as thick as carbonised dog turd. They also make a habit out of eating their own bogeys during lectures.

Lecturer: Today we will be discussing neo-classical communist practice, in a marxist, pre-trade unionalised, collective bargaining Keynesianist economy.

Freak Boy: I'm bored. (picks nose) Sluuuuurp.....................

by Steeman May 06, 2005

cake

Describes a situation where something is so fucking easy, its beyond simple.

Ryan: Have you done that work I gave you yet?

Matt: Yeah man, it was cake.

Is also similar in a sporting context to didn't even get in the car.

by Steeman April 28, 2005

The Cabbage

A fucking annoying half dwarf, half human-ish character, that don't know fuckin' shit about fuckin' shit! Constantly thinking that minor fucking issues could cause any particular company to implode.

Romeo: I forgot to bring the scone out with my pimms and ice.

The Cabbage: Urrrgh, urrrgh, we're all gonna die! Oh dear! oh dear!

Romeo: Oh here it is, its all ok now.

The Cabbage: Ohhhhhhh, thanks, your such a doll!

by Steeman April 30, 2005

Throw A Dippy

To make agreed arrangements that are set in stone, agreeable to both parties, only then to pull out at the last minute due to ones own incompetence ( see also Gak)

Paco: Did that geezer come round to pick up that shit you were gonna sell him?

Marcel: Nah. The geezer...he throw a dippy on me at the last moment and now I'm fucking stuck with it.

by Steeman February 14, 2006