Steeman's definitions
Chris: Look at that fucking douche bag over there that tripped up and fell in some dog shit!
Matt: Yeah that's a classic!!
Matt: Yeah that's a classic!!
by Steeman April 28, 2005
Get the Thats a classicmug. Colin: Look at that Burberry Cap Wearing Twat over there! He thinks he's the man!
Kevin: Yeah what a pillow biter!
Kevin: Yeah what a pillow biter!
by Steeman May 8, 2005
Get the B.C.W.Tmug. Something that was done by ones self, not influenced by any outside party, that was fucking crap. Therefore, being an insult against ones self.
Matt: What kind of fucking shitty job did you do there you fuckin' douche bag?
Chris: Yeah man, that was fuckin' gak!
Chris: Yeah man, that was fuckin' gak!
by Steeman April 30, 2005
Get the Gakmug. The alternative high alchohol content lager to Stella Artois, known as Kronenbourg 1664.
See also Wife Beater
See also Wife Beater
Matt: Come on then lads, lets have a round the clock session! Last one there has to drink Junior Wife Beater all day!
3 hours later....
Ryan: Hector, where you been man! Looks like your drinking Junior all day long now!
3 hours later....
Ryan: Hector, where you been man! Looks like your drinking Junior all day long now!
by Steeman May 4, 2005
Get the Junior Wife Beatermug. A theory that subscribes to the notion that there are only 2 outcomes to any kind of situation. It either will happen, or it won't, no matter how unrealistic. There is therefore 50% chance either way.
Also used to piss someone off, in an un-winnable argument.
Also used to piss someone off, in an un-winnable argument.
Anybody: Oi, Gimp, Scunthorpe Utd will win the Champions League within 3 years.
The Gimp: No they won't, Man Utd will.
Anybody: Fuck off Gimp. 50/50 theory says there is a 50% chance they will. Its simple, they either will or they won't, there are only 2 possible outcomes so fuck off!
The Gimp: No they won't, Man Utd will.
Anybody: Fuck off Gimp. 50/50 theory says there is a 50% chance they will. Its simple, they either will or they won't, there are only 2 possible outcomes so fuck off!
by Steeman May 7, 2005
Get the 50/50 Theorymug. A person who appears to be super intelligent on first impression, but when you get to know them is actually as thick as carbonised dog turd. They also make a habit out of eating their own bogeys during lectures.
Lecturer: Today we will be discussing neo-classical communist practice, in a marxist, pre-trade unionalised, collective bargaining Keynesianist economy.
Freak Boy: I'm bored. (picks nose) Sluuuuurp.....................
Freak Boy: I'm bored. (picks nose) Sluuuuurp.....................
by Steeman May 6, 2005
Get the Freak Boymug. Used to describe a situation, or a sporting event, where somebody does something to you to screw you over, in the face of imminent defeat.
Jonny: I can't possibly win this pool game, so I'm going to snooker Ryan and take the easy option.
Matt: Oh shit, here comes some filth.
Chris: Thats filth.
Ryan: Filth.
Charlie: Filth.
Matt: Oh shit, here comes some filth.
Chris: Thats filth.
Ryan: Filth.
Charlie: Filth.
by Steeman April 28, 2005
Get the Filthmug.