A person who appears to be super intelligent on first impression, but when you get to know them is actually as thick as carbonised dog turd. They also make a habit out of eating their own bogeys during lectures.
Lecturer: Today we will be discussing neo-classical communist practice, in a marxist, pre-trade unionalised, collective bargaining Keynesianist economy.
Freak Boy: I'm bored. (picks nose) Sluuuuurp.....................
Freak Boy: I'm bored. (picks nose) Sluuuuurp.....................
by Steeman May 06, 2005
Known as an erect penis, but could also be used to describe some bearded fucker with bad breath. A side parting is also an optional extra as is the rye grin that makes the hairs on your neck stick on end!
Woody person: Hi, this project is going to cost 10 thousand dollars.
Anybody: Fuck off Woody, your having a laugh!
Woody person: (Rye Grin ) Ok.
Anybody: Fuck off Woody, your having a laugh!
Woody person: (Rye Grin ) Ok.
by Steeman April 30, 2005
The pinnacle game of choice in the modern sporting era. The game involves visting 18 different pubs, in 18 different locations, drinking an achoholic drink of previously specified choice. The aim is to complete the course, and the winner is decided as to who can complete the course in the fewest number of consecutive 'sips'.
The lowest possible score in Pub Golf is 18 shots. This would require 'downing' each drink in one go, and without stopping. Any player taking any more shots that the standard course par of 72 is deemed a fucking weiner.
Any form of drink 'spillage' or players puking up invokes a penalty of 2 shots.
Any form of drink 'spillage' or players puking up invokes a penalty of 2 shots.
by Steeman February 16, 2006
Ryan: Have you done that work I gave you yet?
Matt: Yeah man, it was cake.
Is also similar in a sporting context to didn't even get in the car.
Matt: Yeah man, it was cake.
Is also similar in a sporting context to didn't even get in the car.
by Steeman April 28, 2005
A fucking annoying half dwarf, half human-ish character, that don't know fuckin' shit about fuckin' shit! Constantly thinking that minor fucking issues could cause any particular company to implode.
Romeo: I forgot to bring the scone out with my pimms and ice.
The Cabbage: Urrrgh, urrrgh, we're all gonna die! Oh dear! oh dear!
Romeo: Oh here it is, its all ok now.
The Cabbage: Ohhhhhhh, thanks, your such a doll!
The Cabbage: Urrrgh, urrrgh, we're all gonna die! Oh dear! oh dear!
Romeo: Oh here it is, its all ok now.
The Cabbage: Ohhhhhhh, thanks, your such a doll!
by Steeman April 30, 2005
Used to describe a series of calamitous events that occur over a short period of time, that are either intrinsically linked, completely random, or fall somewhere in the middle.
Joey: Dude you won't believe what has just fuckin' happened to me over the last week!
Bret: What?
Joey: Well on Monday I got fuckin' burgled by pikey's. On Wednesday I wrote my car off. On Saturday my missus split with me cos I go no fuckin' money or car anymore. Then to top it off this morning I slipped up fell in some fuckin' douche!
Bret: Fuck man! Thats fuckin' colossal!
Bret: What?
Joey: Well on Monday I got fuckin' burgled by pikey's. On Wednesday I wrote my car off. On Saturday my missus split with me cos I go no fuckin' money or car anymore. Then to top it off this morning I slipped up fell in some fuckin' douche!
Bret: Fuck man! Thats fuckin' colossal!
by Steeman February 13, 2006
The alternative high alchohol content lager to Stella Artois, known as Kronenbourg 1664.
See also Wife Beater
See also Wife Beater
Matt: Come on then lads, lets have a round the clock session! Last one there has to drink Junior Wife Beater all day!
3 hours later....
Ryan: Hector, where you been man! Looks like your drinking Junior all day long now!
3 hours later....
Ryan: Hector, where you been man! Looks like your drinking Junior all day long now!
by Steeman May 04, 2005