Steeman's definitions

Pub Golf

The pinnacle game of choice in the modern sporting era. The game involves visting 18 different pubs, in 18 different locations, drinking an achoholic drink of previously specified choice. The aim is to complete the course, and the winner is decided as to who can complete the course in the fewest number of consecutive 'sips'.

The lowest possible score in Pub Golf is 18 shots. This would require 'downing' each drink in one go, and without stopping. Any player taking any more shots that the standard course par of 72 is deemed a fucking weiner.

Any form of drink 'spillage' or players puking up invokes a penalty of 2 shots.

by Steeman February 21, 2006

Colossal

Used to describe a series of calamitous events that occur over a short period of time, that are either intrinsically linked, completely random, or fall somewhere in the middle.

Joey: Dude you won't believe what has just fuckin' happened to me over the last week!

Bret: What?

Joey: Well on Monday I got fuckin' burgled by pikey's. On Wednesday I wrote my car off. On Saturday my missus split with me cos I go no fuckin' money or car anymore. Then to top it off this morning I slipped up fell in some fuckin' douche!

Bret: Fuck man! Thats fuckin' colossal!

by Steeman February 14, 2006

Throw A Dippy

To make agreed arrangements that are set in stone, agreeable to both parties, only then to pull out at the last minute due to ones own incompetence ( see also Gak)

Paco: Did that geezer come round to pick up that shit you were gonna sell him?

Marcel: Nah. The geezer...he throw a dippy on me at the last moment and now I'm fucking stuck with it.

by Steeman February 14, 2006

B.C.W.T

Acronym for "Burberry Cap Wearing Twat".

See also Chav and Pikey.

Colin: Look at that Burberry Cap Wearing Twat over there! He thinks he's the man!

Kevin: Yeah what a pillow biter!

by Steeman May 8, 2005

50/50 Theory

A theory that subscribes to the notion that there are only 2 outcomes to any kind of situation. It either will happen, or it won't, no matter how unrealistic. There is therefore 50% chance either way.

Also used to piss someone off, in an un-winnable argument.

Anybody: Oi, Gimp, Scunthorpe Utd will win the Champions League within 3 years.

The Gimp: No they won't, Man Utd will.

Anybody: Fuck off Gimp. 50/50 theory says there is a 50% chance they will. Its simple, they either will or they won't, there are only 2 possible outcomes so fuck off!

by Steeman May 7, 2005

Bangers & Gash

A tasty meal consisting of mashed potatoes, and meat wrapped in sheep intestines.

Can also mean - Penis (ie sausage or bangers) and Vagina (which rhymes with gash.

Tarquin: Mom, whats for dinner, I'm starving!

Mom: Bangers & Gash!

Tarquin: Ummm umm, my favourite! Make sure you do more gash this time!!

by Steeman May 6, 2005

Gimp

A leech of society. This person is one who pretty much uses everybody else's stuff without their fucking permission, and makes a fuck load of unneccesary noise.

The Gimp: Rar rar rar!!!! Arrrgh!!! Urrrgh! I'm going to cook some bacon that I know isn't mine, but I don't care!

Housemate: Oi Gimp, get your fucking hands off my stuff, and shut the fuck up!

by Steeman May 6, 2005