Steeman's definitions

50/50 Theory

A theory that subscribes to the notion that there are only 2 outcomes to any kind of situation. It either will happen, or it won't, no matter how unrealistic. There is therefore 50% chance either way.

Also used to piss someone off, in an un-winnable argument.

Anybody: Oi, Gimp, Scunthorpe Utd will win the Champions League within 3 years.

The Gimp: No they won't, Man Utd will.

Anybody: Fuck off Gimp. 50/50 theory says there is a 50% chance they will. Its simple, they either will or they won't, there are only 2 possible outcomes so fuck off!

by Steeman May 7, 2005

Junior Wife Beater

The alternative high alchohol content lager to Stella Artois, known as Kronenbourg 1664.

See also Wife Beater

Matt: Come on then lads, lets have a round the clock session! Last one there has to drink Junior Wife Beater all day!

3 hours later....

Ryan: Hector, where you been man! Looks like your drinking Junior all day long now!

by Steeman May 4, 2005

Gimp

A leech of society. This person is one who pretty much uses everybody else's stuff without their fucking permission, and makes a fuck load of unneccesary noise.

The Gimp: Rar rar rar!!!! Arrrgh!!! Urrrgh! I'm going to cook some bacon that I know isn't mine, but I don't care!

Housemate: Oi Gimp, get your fucking hands off my stuff, and shut the fuck up!

by Steeman May 6, 2005

The Cabbage

A fucking annoying half dwarf, half human-ish character, that don't know fuckin' shit about fuckin' shit! Constantly thinking that minor fucking issues could cause any particular company to implode.

Romeo: I forgot to bring the scone out with my pimms and ice.

The Cabbage: Urrrgh, urrrgh, we're all gonna die! Oh dear! oh dear!

Romeo: Oh here it is, its all ok now.

The Cabbage: Ohhhhhhh, thanks, your such a doll!

by Steeman April 30, 2005

Gak

Something that was done by ones self, not influenced by any outside party, that was fucking crap. Therefore, being an insult against ones self.

Matt: What kind of fucking shitty job did you do there you fuckin' douche bag?

Chris: Yeah man, that was fuckin' gak!

by Steeman April 30, 2005

B.C.W.T

Acronym for "Burberry Cap Wearing Twat".

See also Chav and Pikey.

Colin: Look at that Burberry Cap Wearing Twat over there! He thinks he's the man!

Kevin: Yeah what a pillow biter!

by Steeman May 8, 2005

cake

Describes a situation where something is so fucking easy, its beyond simple.

Ryan: Have you done that work I gave you yet?

Matt: Yeah man, it was cake.

Is also similar in a sporting context to didn't even get in the car.

by Steeman April 28, 2005