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Used to describe a series of calamitous events that occur over a short period of time, that are either intrinsically linked, completely random, or fall somewhere in the middle.
Joey: Dude you won't believe what has just fuckin' happened to me over the last week!
Bret: What?
Joey: Well on Monday I got fuckin' burgled by pikey's. On Wednesday I wrote my car off. On Saturday my missus split with me cos I go no fuckin' money or car anymore. Then to top it off this morning I slipped up fell in some fuckin' douche!
Bret: Fuck man! Thats fuckin' colossal!
Bret: What?
Joey: Well on Monday I got fuckin' burgled by pikey's. On Wednesday I wrote my car off. On Saturday my missus split with me cos I go no fuckin' money or car anymore. Then to top it off this morning I slipped up fell in some fuckin' douche!
Bret: Fuck man! Thats fuckin' colossal!
by Steeman February 14, 2006
Get the Colossal mug.To make agreed arrangements that are set in stone, agreeable to both parties, only then to pull out at the last minute due to ones own incompetence ( see also Gak)
Paco: Did that geezer come round to pick up that shit you were gonna sell him?
Marcel: Nah. The geezer...he throw a dippy on me at the last moment and now I'm fucking stuck with it.
Marcel: Nah. The geezer...he throw a dippy on me at the last moment and now I'm fucking stuck with it.
by Steeman February 14, 2006
Get the Throw A Dippy mug.The pinnacle game of choice in the modern sporting era. The game involves visting 18 different pubs, in 18 different locations, drinking an achoholic drink of previously specified choice. The aim is to complete the course, and the winner is decided as to who can complete the course in the fewest number of consecutive 'sips'.
The lowest possible score in Pub Golf is 18 shots. This would require 'downing' each drink in one go, and without stopping. Any player taking any more shots that the standard course par of 72 is deemed a fucking weiner.
Any form of drink 'spillage' or players puking up invokes a penalty of 2 shots.
Any form of drink 'spillage' or players puking up invokes a penalty of 2 shots.
by Steeman February 21, 2006
Get the Pub Golf mug.Used to describe a situation, or a sporting event, where somebody does something to you to screw you over, in the face of imminent defeat.
Jonny: I can't possibly win this pool game, so I'm going to snooker Ryan and take the easy option.
Matt: Oh shit, here comes some filth.
Chris: Thats filth.
Ryan: Filth.
Charlie: Filth.
Matt: Oh shit, here comes some filth.
Chris: Thats filth.
Ryan: Filth.
Charlie: Filth.
by Steeman April 28, 2005
Get the Filth mug.Ryan: Have you done that work I gave you yet?
Matt: Yeah man, it was cake.
Is also similar in a sporting context to didn't even get in the car.
Matt: Yeah man, it was cake.
Is also similar in a sporting context to didn't even get in the car.
by Steeman April 28, 2005
Get the cake mug.Chris: Look at that fucking douche bag over there that tripped up and fell in some dog shit!
Matt: Yeah that's a classic!!
Matt: Yeah that's a classic!!
by Steeman April 28, 2005
Get the Thats a classic mug.Used to describe something that is definitely going to happen, or has already happened that had a big impact, or evan a small impact!
by Steeman April 28, 2005
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