Steeman's definitions

gash

A womans Poonani.

See also Axe Wound.

Cuthbert: I pulled this fucking bird last night. She was a right rotter.

Marmaduke: What did you do?

Cuthbert: I ate a fucking banana out of her gash!

by Steeman May 6, 2005

Junior Wife Beater

The alternative high alchohol content lager to Stella Artois, known as Kronenbourg 1664.

See also Wife Beater

Matt: Come on then lads, lets have a round the clock session! Last one there has to drink Junior Wife Beater all day!

3 hours later....

Ryan: Hector, where you been man! Looks like your drinking Junior all day long now!

by Steeman May 4, 2005

50/50 Theory

A theory that subscribes to the notion that there are only 2 outcomes to any kind of situation. It either will happen, or it won't, no matter how unrealistic. There is therefore 50% chance either way.

Also used to piss someone off, in an un-winnable argument.

Anybody: Oi, Gimp, Scunthorpe Utd will win the Champions League within 3 years.

The Gimp: No they won't, Man Utd will.

Anybody: Fuck off Gimp. 50/50 theory says there is a 50% chance they will. Its simple, they either will or they won't, there are only 2 possible outcomes so fuck off!

by Steeman May 7, 2005

Thats a classic

Used to describe something that is either very good, or very funny!

Chris: Look at that fucking douche bag over there that tripped up and fell in some dog shit!

Matt: Yeah that's a classic!!

by Steeman April 28, 2005

B.C.W.T

Acronym for "Burberry Cap Wearing Twat".

See also Chav and Pikey.

Colin: Look at that Burberry Cap Wearing Twat over there! He thinks he's the man!

Kevin: Yeah what a pillow biter!

by Steeman May 8, 2005

Gimp

A leech of society. This person is one who pretty much uses everybody else's stuff without their fucking permission, and makes a fuck load of unneccesary noise.

The Gimp: Rar rar rar!!!! Arrrgh!!! Urrrgh! I'm going to cook some bacon that I know isn't mine, but I don't care!

Housemate: Oi Gimp, get your fucking hands off my stuff, and shut the fuck up!

by Steeman May 6, 2005

Big Time

Used to describe something that is definitely going to happen, or has already happened that had a big impact, or evan a small impact!

Charlie: Ready for a big piss up on Friday night then fellas?

Matt: Yeah, fuckin' big time!

by Steeman April 28, 2005