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the banjo 

A sexual maneuver used by pinching a woman's nipple with your left hand while vigorously stroking her clitorus with your right hand.
Hey Donald, has Aaron been born yet? Not yet Dr. Abo walked in to check my wife's vitals while I was playing the banjo and ruined the mood.

Hey Fox, next time you go to the Korean massage parlor on 1st street make sure to play the banjo on Kim Sue...

Hey Brennen, last time I took Lucy out to the sea food buffet she let me play the banjo on her like it was a hillbilly shotgun wedding.
the banjo by Donald A. May 10, 2019
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playing the banjo

The act of a woman pleasuring herself, usually associated with the quick diddling of the clitoris, close to climax. Also can be done by a man (or another woman, if that is your thing), but it would be done during a reach around.
"Before I fucked the shit out of your mother's gapping ass, I really enjoyed watching her playing the banjo, so much so, I decided to play a tune on it myself, Hee Haw!!!"
playing the banjo by Hugh Jardon March 17, 2006

Strum the Banjo 

When your partner grasps your penis with one hand and vigorously strokes your banjo string on the underside of the penis up and down with two fingers until you bust a nut.

The banjo sting is medically known as the the frenulum.
Nothing makes me bust a nut faster than when Rachel strums the banjo.

I let the babysitter strum the banjo last night.
Strum the Banjo by Eaton Holgoode February 6, 2018

playing the banjo

When you are fondling your woman's clit, vagina.
Why didn't you answer my call's yesterday man?

Sorry man, I was busy playing the banjo.
playing the banjo by Robbie Rob J February 17, 2017

Bussin out the banjo

When something slaps so hard that you feel the urge to whip out a banjo.
Gray: Man this new song is bussin out the banjo

Snapping the Banjo 

When the banjo string (between the bellend and the forskin) snaps while having sex.
Snapping the banjo- "The man snapped his banjo string last night"

Strumming the banjo 

Fingering the Poo c in a musical way
I walked in on my mom strumming the banjo last night.
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