7 definitions by Donald A.
A sexual maneuver used by pinching a woman's nipple with your left hand while vigorously stroking her clitorus with your right hand.
Hey Donald, has Aaron been born yet? Not yet Dr. Abo walked in to check my wife's vitals while I was playing the banjo and ruined the mood.
Hey Fox, next time you go to the Korean massage parlor on 1st street make sure to play the banjo on Kim Sue...
Hey Brennen, last time I took Lucy out to the sea food buffet she let me play the banjo on her like it was a hillbilly shotgun wedding.
Hey Fox, next time you go to the Korean massage parlor on 1st street make sure to play the banjo on Kim Sue...
Hey Brennen, last time I took Lucy out to the sea food buffet she let me play the banjo on her like it was a hillbilly shotgun wedding.
by Donald A. May 11, 2019
A promiscuous woman's semen soiled vagina after being penetrated and abused by one or multiple penises.
Why the long face, Carol? " I finally took Jamal and the rest of the basketball team up for a study session and apparently no means yes, I have a serious case of spunk minge."
Hey Andrew, how was your date last night? "After an initial set back I eventually got her to agree to consensual sex. I left that filthy pig with spunk minge.
Hey Fox, should I take Susie out for a night on the town? " Hell no, Donald. Unless you are in the mood for a spunk minge sandwich. She's a real whore."
Hey Andrew, how was your date last night? "After an initial set back I eventually got her to agree to consensual sex. I left that filthy pig with spunk minge.
Hey Fox, should I take Susie out for a night on the town? " Hell no, Donald. Unless you are in the mood for a spunk minge sandwich. She's a real whore."
by Donald A. February 12, 2019
Paul thought that he hit a home run last night with Debbie, until she dropped her panties. Her muck twat left a pungent odor that lasted for weeks.
Mr. Rowe prefers a mouth full of muck twat every morning to start his day off.
Fox, don't think about following through on your dumpster date with Shelly, unless you are in the mood for a ripe muck twat.
Mr. Rowe prefers a mouth full of muck twat every morning to start his day off.
Fox, don't think about following through on your dumpster date with Shelly, unless you are in the mood for a ripe muck twat.
by Donald A. February 22, 2019
Paul had a recurring case of sewer shrimp after his dumpster date with Rufus the bum.
What's that horrible smell, Jaemes? " Well Shelly was filling a little frisky last night and didn't mention that she hadn't showered in a week, must be residual sewer shrimp syndrome.
Stay away from Adoni, that sick fuck thinks his sewer shrimp is for show and tell.
What's that horrible smell, Jaemes? " Well Shelly was filling a little frisky last night and didn't mention that she hadn't showered in a week, must be residual sewer shrimp syndrome.
Stay away from Adoni, that sick fuck thinks his sewer shrimp is for show and tell.
by Donald A. February 12, 2019
An artisan style burger prepared for a significant other or stranger. This course is typically served in spite, with a special semen sauce.
"Damn it Donald, I just took a bite of that rotten spunk burger and I almost choked"
"One spunk burger for the fat rude lady at table 7, Mr. Rowe"
"Paul can't get enough of that special spunk burger after our lunch hot yoga session"
"One spunk burger for the fat rude lady at table 7, Mr. Rowe"
"Paul can't get enough of that special spunk burger after our lunch hot yoga session"
by Donald A. February 11, 2019
An unexpected fart after engaging in anal intercourse that is followed up by a large flow of residual semen.
Is it me or does it smell like sausage and meatballs in here? "My bad, Tyrone put a real pounding on me after dinner. It was a juicy spunk fart.
Why are you running to the bathroom, Lisa? "I just dealt a rancid spunk fart and have 1 million of your unborn children running down the side of my leg, Jim."
Sloppy Susan is one spunk fart away from hypertension and an increased chance of heart disease.
Why are you running to the bathroom, Lisa? "I just dealt a rancid spunk fart and have 1 million of your unborn children running down the side of my leg, Jim."
Sloppy Susan is one spunk fart away from hypertension and an increased chance of heart disease.
by Donald A. February 13, 2019