EvanderkaneslittleG's definitions

Popping a boner

When you attain an erection at an inopportune moment

I hate popping a boner while I poo.

by EvanderkaneslittleG March 5, 2015

Strumming the banjo

Fingering the Poo c in a musical way

I walked in on my mom strumming the banjo last night.

by EvanderkaneslittleG March 4, 2015

Light Jumping

Anticipating the traffic light turning green, thus starting to drive while it is still red.

I was late for work today, so I was light jumping at every intersection.

by EvanderkaneslittleG March 4, 2015