3 definition by EvanderkaneslittleG

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Fingering the Poo c in a musical way

I walked in on my mom strumming the banjo last night.

by EvanderkaneslittleG March 04, 2015

Anticipating the traffic light turning green, thus starting to drive while it is still red.

I was late for work today, so I was light jumping at every intersection.

by EvanderkaneslittleG March 04, 2015

When you attain an erection at an inopportune moment

I hate popping a boner while I poo.

by EvanderkaneslittleG March 05, 2015