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Popping a boner

When you attain an erection at an inopportune moment
I hate popping a boner while I poo.
by EvanderkaneslittleG March 06, 2015
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Strumming the banjo

Fingering the Poo c in a musical way
I walked in on my mom strumming the banjo last night.
by EvanderkaneslittleG March 04, 2015
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Light Jumping

Anticipating the traffic light turning green, thus starting to drive while it is still red.
I was late for work today, so I was light jumping at every intersection.
by EvanderkaneslittleG March 04, 2015
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