Definitions by EvanderkaneslittleG

Popping a boner 

When you attain an erection at an inopportune moment

I hate popping a boner while I poo.

Popping a boner by EvanderkaneslittleG March 5, 2015

Strumming the banjo 

Fingering the Poo c in a musical way

I walked in on my mom strumming the banjo last night.

Strumming the banjo by EvanderkaneslittleG March 4, 2015

Light Jumping 

Anticipating the traffic light turning green, thus starting to drive while it is still red.

I was late for work today, so I was light jumping at every intersection.

Light Jumping by EvanderkaneslittleG March 4, 2015