A hybrid of yesterday and tomorrow. The two cancel each other out, so in the end you just have an unnecessarily elongated form of today.
Employee: "How are you tomterday?"
Customer: "I was doing just great until you fucked everything up by using tomterday. By the way I need a pack of condoms."
(n.) A saturday on which one ruins, distresses, or even destroys articles of clothing and makes them look even more fly and fashionable than they already are. Ex: t-shirts, jeans, etc.
Person 1: "You do anything fun this weekend?"
Person 2: "Yea, my Tatterday was actually quite productive. I made a few new tees, they're so sick."
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.