than a dog
than a dog by Thejumacatedscholar February 27, 2019
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Happier than a dog with two dicks
One really-really happy person.
Most male dogs are happy to be able to lick their own dick. Imagine how happy the dog would be with two dicks and be able to lick them both! Man, he's a happy guy.
Most male dogs are happy to be able to lick their own dick. Imagine how happy the dog would be with two dicks and be able to lick them both! Man, he's a happy guy.
That sonuvabitch must have just humpped the neighbor's cat. Look at the silly fucker, he's happier than a dog with two dicks.
Happier than a dog with two dicks by Bubba Bill January 8, 2010
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than a dog • Finer than a dog's hair split three ways • Happier than a dog with two dicks • hotter than a dog with forty dicks • Hotter Than A Dog With Forty Dicks That Freshly Fucked A Fox In A Forest Fire • Quicker than a dog • I love you more than a dog loves people food • faster than a scalded dog • Hotter than a fag eating a corn dog! • you're hotter than a coon dog on a fresh track
I love you more than a dog loves people food
From a woman.... I love you more than anything...
From a Man...... I love you sooo much that I thought of this wonderful thing to say to you...
From a Man...... I love you sooo much that I thought of this wonderful thing to say to you...
I love you more than a dog loves people food by Youronetruelove May 10, 2007
Finer than a dog's hair split three ways
Means that something is very fine, or that you feel excellent. If someone asks how you feel and you simply say "fine", you might just be saying it out of convention. Adding the "dog's hair split three ways" shows that you actually mean it.
Another form of the expression is "finer than a frog's hair split three ways", although literal frogs do not have hair.
Another form of the expression is "finer than a frog's hair split three ways", although literal frogs do not have hair.
Finer than a dog's hair split three ways by JCEG November 25, 2006
Hotter Than A Dog With Forty Dicks That Freshly Fucked A Fox In A Forest Fire
Hotness thats just unbearable you cant take it. Just so hot, its rediculous, its like havin a hot bag full of dicks.
Man, that new song with T-Pain and Shaquille O'Neal is Hotter Than A Dog With Forty Dicks That Freshly Fucked A Fox In A Forest Fire, aint it?
hotter than a dog with forty dicks
hotter than a dog with forty dicks by Fa Fa January 13, 2008
Quicker than a dog
Quicker than a dog by Thejumacatedscholar February 27, 2019
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