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Happier than a dog with two dicks 

One really-really happy person.

Most male dogs are happy to be able to lick their own dick. Imagine how happy the dog would be with two dicks and be able to lick them both! Man, he's a happy guy.
That sonuvabitch must have just humpped the neighbor's cat. Look at the silly fucker, he's happier than a dog with two dicks.

I love you more than a dog loves people food 

From a woman.... I love you more than anything...
From a Man...... I love you sooo much that I thought of this wonderful thing to say to you...
Hey Baby I love you so much!
How Much?
I love you more than a dog loves people food!

Finer than a dog's hair split three ways 

Means that something is very fine, or that you feel excellent. If someone asks how you feel and you simply say "fine", you might just be saying it out of convention. Adding the "dog's hair split three ways" shows that you actually mean it.

Another form of the expression is "finer than a frog's hair split three ways", although literal frogs do not have hair.
You: How are you doing today?

Me: Why, I'm doing finer than a dog's hair split three ways!

Hotter Than A Dog With Forty Dicks That Freshly Fucked A Fox In A Forest Fire

Hotness thats just unbearable you cant take it. Just so hot, its rediculous, its like havin a hot bag full of dicks.
Man, that new song with T-Pain and Shaquille O'Neal is Hotter Than A Dog With Forty Dicks That Freshly Fucked A Fox In A Forest Fire, aint it?

hotter than a dog with forty dicks 

We need to go to the bunny ranch because I am hotter than a dog with forty dicks!

Quicker than a dog 

The redneck version of very fast. My dad is a redneck so I know alot redneck stuff.
Man that boys quicker than a dog!