Definitions by Thejumacatedscholar

Rectaldufilitis

Medical terminology for having your head up your ass. Used to belittle others. Btw it was used about a century ago, lets bring it back

I think Daves got rectaldufilitis, the fuckin moron.

Rectaldufilitis by Thejumacatedscholar February 27, 2019

KKK 

Kool Kids Klub

I want to join the KKK.

KKK by Thejumacatedscholar February 27, 2019

Ejemacated 

When a redneck wants to say educated or if you want to joke with your friends.

My son was not ejemacated by her!!!
Or

Hey im ejemacated i’ll understand.

Ejemacated by Thejumacatedscholar February 27, 2019

People who make definitions to names on urban dictionary 

They are the cousins to people who take a bite out of the whole kit kat bar andnot just break a stick off. Also i know alot of people do this and will get this taken down but just be honest and let me post thanks.

People who make definitions to names on urban dictionary are subscribed to T-series

People who make definitions to names on urban dictionary by Thejumacatedscholar February 27, 2019

Yoink 

When something is stolen.

Bruh he just yoinked your shit you gonna let him get away ?

Yoink by Thejumacatedscholar February 27, 2019

Quicker than a dog 

The redneck version of very fast. My dad is a redneck so I know alot redneck stuff.

Man that boys quicker than a dog!

Quicker than a dog by Thejumacatedscholar February 27, 2019

Shaquisha 

Just some random ass name it aint my name like most people who post on here

Shaquisha where u at ?

Shaquisha by Thejumacatedscholar February 27, 2019