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Hey man, want to come over and smoke this thoink I just rolled?
Thoink by bearb24 November 25, 2014
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thonking 

person 1: *says something smart*
person 2: dam, he's thonking while i was thinking.
thonking by Sezziex July 10, 2017

Hey Thonkels 

Getting someone attention who is cute or greeting someone you care about alot.
See a stranger baby close by you.greeting the baby.Hey Thonkels saying you are cute.

Greeting my spouse .Hey Thonkels Cute way of saying I care for you alot.

thonking 

An urban slang word which means a distorted, zoomed in or modified version of the "thinking" emoji. Often said or used in a moment which requires deep thought, or just as banter and on random occasions. Normally when said verbally your index and thumb make a shape that resembles a Nike logo and you hold that sign under your chin, as in the original "thinking" emoji.
Person A: taking a shower is just your house pissing on you
Person B: *thonking* woah you right bro
thonking by fluffiestshiba November 11, 2019
Deeper version of deep or to think deeply.
Friend 1: I wanna break up with her
Friend 2: Have you thonked about it ?

"She is thonking, don't disturb her"

Employee: I thonk I wanna quit.
Employer: As far as you thonked, I wish you luck.
thonk by useyourfakename March 2, 2019

Hey Thonkas 

Getting someone attention who is cute or greeting someone you care about alot.
See a stranger baby close by. Greeting the baby hey thonkas saying you are cute. Greeting my family,spouse or friends hey Thonkas saying cute way of saying I care for you alot.
Hey Thonkas by Latoya F Nazaire October 15, 2020
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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