thoink

fat ass

Damn she got a thoink

by wongtongshlongdong June 12, 2018

thoink

An unusually long hair follicle. Often found in unusual parts of ones body where other hairs are not found. If it is with other hairs it is found growing in the opposite direction. Thoink sizes can vary from 2 to 3 inches.

"Gee Mike, take a look at that thoink on your back"
"Ian come over here and let me pluck that thoink, I can't bare to look at it any longer!"

by Wayne Schmokamond December 29, 2007

Thoink

A joint or blunt

Hey man, want to come over and smoke this thoink I just rolled?

by bearb24 November 25, 2014

Thoink

A word used to describe a female who is blatantly a slut, or in other terms... A GIRL WAY BEYOND WHO IS WAY BEYOND A THOT!

"That thoink stay in everybody face!"

by Duuuhhh_ImTweety February 09, 2015

Thoinks

Slang for "thanks" or "thank you". Invented by a very odd group of young men in Southern California who toured throughout the United States with independent bands.

I made $1000 dollars in Vegas THOINKS!

Variations: "Thoinkity" or "Thoink"

by Betamax DC November 04, 2008

THOINK

To have sex (intercourse)

We thoinked last night it was great.

I’m going to thoink later.

by Thabossmanzay January 13, 2023